Lazar Markovic

[Pablo]

(Toilet) Breaking News!

[Shaggy]

[Pablo]

No way Lazar is capable of that type of dump though. I bet his look like little feeble rabbit droppings.

[Darkon]

Edit: NSFW - huge turd there (literally)

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Please use NSFW and spoilers dude

[Fosterbloke]

Yup

[Harv]

That turd is a ****ing monster. Makes my eyes water even thinking about curling one that size out.

Reminds me of the time I was taking cold and flu meds for a week solid and didn't realise how much codeine bungs you up, and that i hadn't had a crap for about 4 days
I felt like crying trying coax this almighty turd out. It was a very unpleasant experience. I was sweating bullets and had to take my pants off half way through to readjust my positioning on the toilet to try squeeze this thing out. I remember the almost euphoric feeling when it crowned, and i knew that the end of my pain was in sight.
When the monster finally gave in and dropped into the bowl, it made the type of "kerplunk" sound that one would expect a bowling ball to make if it was dropped from the 10m diving board into a pool.
Dripping with sweat and utterly exhausted, all i could do afterwards was lean back in a triumphant manner and rejoice

[Shaggy]

Had a few of those, like giving birth.

[Paddy]

Talking about actual ****e is more interesting than Lazar. Sums up his LFC career really.


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[Abro100]

Thank you whoever got rid of that turd

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[baitman]

That turd is a ****ing monster. Makes my eyes water even thinking about curling one that size out.

Reminds me of the time I was taking cold and flu meds for a week solid and didn't realise how much codeine bungs you up, and that i hadn't had a crap for about 4 days
I felt like crying trying coax this almighty turd out. It was a very unpleasant experience. I was sweating bullets and had to take my pants off half way through to readjust my positioning on the toilet to try squeeze this thing out. I remember the almost euphoric feeling when it crowned, and i knew that the end of my pain was in sight.
When the monster finally gave in and dropped into the bowl, it made the type of "kerplunk" sound that one would expect a bowling ball to make if it was dropped from the 10m diving board into a pool.
Dripping with sweat and utterly exhausted, all i could do afterwards was lean back in a triumphant manner and rejoice

I was certain that was going to end with an awoogah

[Tatterdemalion]

Thank you whoever got rid of that turd

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Amen to that. I was scared to look back in this thread.

[Paul12]

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[Exiled_red]

That turd is a ****ing monster. Makes my eyes water even thinking about curling one that size out.

Reminds me of the time I was taking cold and flu meds for a week solid and didn't realise how much codeine bungs you up, and that i hadn't had a crap for about 4 days
I felt like crying trying coax this almighty turd out. It was a very unpleasant experience. I was sweating bullets and had to take my pants off half way through to readjust my positioning on the toilet to try squeeze this thing out. I remember the almost euphoric feeling when it crowned, and i knew that the end of my pain was in sight.
When the monster finally gave in and dropped into the bowl, it made the type of "kerplunk" sound that one would expect a bowling ball to make if it was dropped from the 10m diving board into a pool.
Dripping with sweat and utterly exhausted, all i could do afterwards was lean back in a triumphant manner and rejoice

[Tee]

[Slinky Skills]

Rank ha ha!!