Fernando Torres

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AVB on Torres investigation



[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84xS17cQCVQ"]Fernando Torres Investigation Over - Andre Villas-Boas - YouTube[/ame]

[Gaz]

It must be quite galling for him to have Mata already have overtaken him in the goals scored for Chelsea when he's only been there a matter of weeks, Even David Luiz has trebled his tally, not the best for a £50m striker really, he just doesn't suit Chelsea's style of play, although with Meireles and Mata there now that may change, the ball Meireles played for Sturridges goal at the weekend was the kind of thing he thrived on for us

[Shaggy]

His usual self. Not even close.



I am not so sure he meant to pass it to Mata the way he did. Most of his passes yesterday were not accurate (behind, too short, too long etc.) and the assist to Mata to me looked more like the miss-hit. He intended to pass by imo it was a lucky assist.

Are you joking?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm6aPpiPi7E"]Chelsea V Bayer Leverkusen. Mata goal. - YouTube[/ame]

[McDermotX]

Cunts on SSN make Torres' assists ****ing headline news. What a ****ing joke.

What do you want for 50m ??


20 goals a season or something ?

[Tee]

He still does not look right in that shirt.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

Eben i could have passed that ball to mata and i'm **** at football.

[Lee]

He still does not look right in that shirt.

Wrong innit?!

I'm dreading him going on a goalscoring run. Surely it's bound to happen sooner rather than later.

[Tee]

Wrong innit?!

I'm dreading him going on a goalscoring run. Surely it's bound to happen sooner rather than later.

He left his mojo at Anfield - it won't happen.

[Fernandinho]

Come home fernando

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

AC Milan are lining up a surprise swap deal with Chelsea involving Fernando Torres and Robinho.


Chelsea's under-fire striker Fernando Torres has been warned not to speak out against his Blues team-mates again, or risk facing the wrath of manager Andre Villas-Boas.


Juan Mata has been assigned a locker next to fellow Spaniard Fernando Torres to help the pair settle at the club. Manager Andre Villas-Boas is desperate to turn around Torres' Chelsea career.

[jono]

didn't see the game so cant comment about what he should / shouldnt have done. However Torres 2008 would bury any ball from any angle. Just ask Van Der Sar.

[cream]

Hope he scores goals against the United defence one again.

[Shaggy]

Mr Pardew?

[Tee]

Can someone please please explain to me how the **** this can make the BBC Gossip page today:

Juan Mata has been assigned a locker next to fellow Spaniard Fernando Torres to help the pair settle at the club. Manager Andre Villas-Boas is desperate to turn around Torres' Chelsea career.

Seriously? Like how the **** is having a 'locker' next to each other gonna make those cunts settle any easier? And it really will help him turn his career around. It is pathetic now.

[The Erectile Banana]

Maybe they can tell by the way Fernando opened his locker with just one turn of the key, and seamlessly changed into his training gear, that the first, elusive hat-trick can't be far away.


Coming tomorrow on Chelsea TV:

Exclusive! Fernando's Way!

Chelsea's Number 9 Fernando Torres drives all the way to training and back in the correct lane and without killing anyone. That elusive hat-trick is surely just around the next corner!

"I thought Fernando was t'rffic, the way he indicated and turned left, leaving that Honda for dead." - Ray Wilkins.

And this weekend:

Exclusive! Fernando's Kitchen!

Chelsea's Number 9 Fernando Torres constructs and eats a chicken salad sandwich without chopping off his finger or choking. We can almost taste that elusive hat-trick!

"I thought Fernando was t'rffic, the way he whipped that salad cream out of the fridge showed frightning talent" - Ray Wilkins.