Fernando Torres

[Craig_H]

I'd take him back. He just needs a big group hug and some hot vimto at halftime

We talking about Torres or IRWT?

[Baracus]

Can't beat hot vimto during half time, when your balls are frozen over in Sunday League.

Maybe we can use the magic sponge on Torres face.

[truefan999]

This is from that Chavski site listed above

[Fosterbloke]

If he did come back there would be a big song and dance about the last minute transfer withdrawal. This would highlight his love for Liverpool but it was out of his control as the wheels were already in motion.

I think I'd have him back and show teams that we aren't a shower of cunts and we forgive as long as you work hard for the shirt.

[kingfunk]

Why would we wand to sign Torres? We stopped winning trophies when he signed for us, now it looks like the same will happen at chelsea.
There is not a snowballs chance in hell that Kenny will re-sign Torres. What he "was" was great, but this is "now" and we are a better team without him.

[Norbs]

If he did come back there would be a big song and dance about the last minute transfer withdrawal. This would highlight his love for Liverpool but it was out of his control as the wheels were already in motion.

I think I'd have him back and show teams that we aren't a shower of cunts and we forgive as long as you work hard for the shirt.

I reckon he'll publish his autobiography one day and in it he'll admit he knew he was finished and thought he'd benefit us by moving to the highest bidder. He knew he'd endure a season of hell before being shipped back to Spain at Chelsea's cost while we benefitted from the money we deserved for him.

He'll also reveal he has a vagina

[Gazmo1]

He's ****ed up and if rumours are true he withdrew his transfer request at the 11th hour but was told to go by then. He probably wants to come back but knows that it's impossible. We've all been stupid before. I'm just glad that we had him at his peak.

This is the first time I've heard this rumour, maybe I've been living under a stone? However, if you have put in a request on deadline day and then change your mind at the 11th hour what did he expect?

Kenny has said time and time again that no player is bigger than Liverpool Football Club. So did Torres really expect that we wouldn't have been looking at other options in the transfer market as a result of his request?

If this did happen he only has himself to blame. >>> to you Mr Torres.

[Le Chef]

Not sure if it has been said before but Torres was asked to do a feature before the first game about two weeks ago with a paper. It was all arranged and when he arrived it was apparently with the the S*n. He apparently walked out before the interview started, it caused massive ructions with the Chelsea hierarchy.

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How many of these stories until we all soften up..?

[Alex]

Not sure if it has been said before but Torres was asked to do a feature before the first game about two weeks ago with a paper. It was all arranged and when he arrived it was apparently with the the S*n. He apparently walked out before the interview started, it caused massive ructions with the Chelsea hierarchy.

Good on the guy if true.

[Tee]

Good on the guy if true.

Yep.

[destinydude]

I'll take him back for 15-20m. He just looks so odd in that blue. Looks a twunt don't know why though.

If his knees aren't ****ed beyond repair, I will take him back. His finishing is deadly.

[Shaggy]

Not sure if it has been said before but Torres was asked to do a feature before the first game about two weeks ago with a paper. It was all arranged and when he arrived it was apparently with the the S*n. He apparently walked out before the interview started, it caused massive ructions with the Chelsea hierarchy.

[PTP]

How many of these stories until we all soften up..?

I prefered the wood references.

[Roboklopp]

Fair play if so, very impressive.

Strong as an oak to do that.