Fernando Torres

[Chris]

Now we await the "he's back" drivel then the wild celebrations next October when he scores at home to Crewe in the Carling Cup after a long drought.

[Fredo]

He's been playing well lately though to be fair. I don't think he's finished.

[Lee]

So that's two goals against Genk and two against a ****e Championship team.

Oh, he's back.

[kingfunk]

He's been playing well lately though to be fair. I don't think he's finished.

never thought he was.

[SimonNo7]

Apparently 2 goals in a game is a flood...

[Maxiedge]

Raul mereiles' hair

[Leyton388]

Almost Zero goal celebration from him considering he hasn't scored in months.

[Gibbo]

Raul mereiles' hair

It's ****ing terrible isn't it.

Almost Zero goal celebration from him considering he hasn't scored in months.

The 'fist bump stare celebration' with Raul was bizzare haha.

[Leyton388]

Raul mereiles' hair

[Phoenix07]

You can see he's lost a yard of pace. Look at the way he ran today against Leicester's defence for Kalou's goal.

He looked like he had a big ****e in his boxers.

Never going to be as good as before. He's putting in the bare minimum, but for Chelsea's standards, it's not enough. Same with some of our players.

[Daniel 7]

He's back. Goals galore from now on.

[G]

He's back. Goals galore from now on.

Disclaimer: Dramatisation, may not actually happen

[Buzzo]

It looked like he actually played alright to be fair.

2 goals 2 assists. Looked confident. Needs to back it up with a few performances and goals against better opposition to silence the doubters.

I'd love it if we were to face him in the FA Cup final.

[Muddled]

It looked like he actually played alright to be fair.

2 goals 2 assists. Looked confident. Needs to back it up with a few performances and goals against better opposition to silence the doubters.

I'd love it if we were to face him in the FA Cup final.

Dunno mate, I could see him scuffing in the winner.

Yes, it was 2 goals and 2 assists, but the keeper was *awful* - he should have saved Torres' header and Meireles weak 'shot' and Torres of old would have been driving at goal to complete his hat-trick anyway. As for the first, he really did need one to come off his arse or his back ... or in this instance his heel via the ground.

I hope he leaves England this summer with another year under his belt without a domestic medal.

[Gibbo]

I'd love to Torres.