Martin Skrtel

[Saveloy]

Fare thee well Martin Skrtel.
Much was known as t'was often said,
He knew at both ends he could hurt you
Cos of his 50p head

yours

EJ Thribb aged 17 and a half.

I think you may be playing to the wrong crowd

[Fosterbloke]

All the best Skrtel -

[Gingawaria]

Odd scarf that - polyester effort rather than knitted?!

2/10

[Kenneth]

Is that shirt some kind of Alan Partridge style bid to get some free stuff?

[Fierce]

Odd scarf that - polyester effort rather than knitted?!

2/10

Hot in turkey this time of year

[Yozza]

Lean you *******, LEAN!!!!

[Angryred]

Lean you *******, LEAN!!!!

Nope, it says Fenerbahçe on the scarf!

[Rich]

Officially Official.

[Chris]

I want to hug whoever moved it!

Thanks for the goals Marting.

[Fosterbloke]

Just Lucas to go (from the Rafa crew).

[Alex]

We got £5.5m for him

Oh well, onwards and upwards for him and us I guess.

He was good that one time 3 years back

[Rich]

But more importantly do we have a buy back clause in the deal?

[Doc_Piptorious]

But more importantly do we have a buy back clause in the deal?

No but we do have a "Must sign for a direct rival if he returns to England" clause, along with a "Must play against us if we ever meet you lot in Europe" clause.

[baitman]

Looks like skrtel is dividing opinions in turkey already...

[Yozza]

The entire military is making sure the 50p headed headless chicken doesn't stay!