Adam Lallana

[RedReet]

In my building people just regularly leave **** on the walls, floors and everywhere. We were once notorious and made the news with it a few times, now it's just common practice.

Particularly hateful now as there is barely a usable toilet in the place with social distancing.

[Kenneth]

The ****? What kind of workplace is this?

[Exiled_red]

In my building people just regularly leave **** on the walls, floors and everywhere. We were once notorious and made the news with it a few times, now it's just common practice.

Particularly hateful now as there is barely a usable toilet in the place with social distancing.

WTF?

There were a couple of incidents like that in my high school, (usually at the end of the year or something) but you don't expect that from adults.

[EwarWoo]

We had a phantom ****ter (who thankfully got made redunbdant, we don't know who but it stopped) who loved nothing more than blocking up the loo's with TP.

Which wouldn't have been that bad, but then just to really **** off the cleaners he'd drop a deuce on top of the blocked toilet.

Some days you'd end up with 3 of 4 toilets out of action. We all wanted to slaughter him let alone the cleaners.

[Phoenix07]

What did Lallana ever do to deserve these posts? I thought he smelled all nice, and now there's **** and destruction.

[Fivex]

A fitting end to the Adam Loolana thread.

[frank the tank]

Imagine if Adam Lallana logged on to see what LFC fans thought of him..........and just went onto the last page

[frank the tank]

A fitting end to the Adam Loolana thread.

[Fredo]

I'm sure I've said this before, but in around 2006 I worked at ITV. We were based on the top floor of the old 'bonded warehouse', which is mostly disused save for a few rooms taken up by programme makers having 'read throughs'.

The team behind 'Ideal' were working on the floor below us, and the men's was downstairs on their floor. The entire floor reeked of fags, cos Johnny Vegas would just stand outside their room smoking, knowing there was hardly anyone around and he could puff away without going all the way downstairs and outside.

I went for a **** one afternoon and had to wait for the cubicle to be vacated. Out walked Vegas, and I swear on my lad's life, the mess he left behind was astonishing, completely unacceptable. Black **** sprayed all around the bowl and the most putrid, vile smell ever. It was utter carnage. I don't know how that can even happen. He is a real dirty *******.

Did you go to another cubicle or cleaned his mess?

[Shaggy]

Did you go to another cubicle or cleaned his mess?

There wasn't another cubicle. Had to walk about half a mile to find another one

[Saveloy]

The ****? What kind of workplace is this?

I was thinking the same.

But I could have sworn Redreet once said he works for the civil service?

[Shaggy]

I was thinking the same.

But I could have sworn Redreet once said he works for the civil service?

I used to work for the civil service. It would certainly explain a lot.

[Saveloy]

About Vegas. I definitely reckon we don't truly understand what goes on if you're obese and you urgently need a ****.

I've heard men groaning in a cubicle. Sounds like pistons going off as high velocity gas escapes. Heavy thudding. Splashes like a killer whale re-entering the pool after jumping through a hoop. Guttural grunts like a wounded boar. Sometimes slightly panicky sounding whines.

Always a larger gentleman that emerges.

Most never blink an eye at my dictaphone

[Venton]

In the Belfast office of a prestigious law firm a (presumably) disgruntled employee shat in the soap dispensers. The soap dispensers.

[ChesterDave]

Is he still alive?

Yes. And is going to be on the new series of Taskmaster.