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    #61
    alex inglethorpe may have been involved in this deal as they were both at spurs. I liked him when he was coming through there but he's fallen off the rails.

    There's a decent centre back in him but kloppo has some work to do.
    [B]Sir Isaac Newton knew the universal law of karma - any action has its equal and opposite reaction.[B]

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      #62
      I think he is going to shine
      "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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        #63
        [ame]https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/686943456804122624[/ame]
        [ame]https://twitter.com/neiljonesecho/status/686943450428735488[/ame]

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          #64
          No lean? Whats that all about then?

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            #65
            So we can bring him on for the corners and free kicks?

            Maybe this is what the game needs - specialist players.

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              #66
              Originally posted by rudedog View Post
              No lean? Whats that all about then?
              tilt your computer

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                #67
                Originally posted by Buzzo View Post


                Ok I will.

                Maybe a few variations...

                :clears throat:

                Steve Caulker, Caulker - he lumps the ball 40 yards, we hope he's not ****ing ****e, Steve Caulker, Caulker.

                I reckon they are getting better? By tomorrow....
                Steven Caulker. He was **** at Spurs, he was **** at Cardiff, he was **** at QPR, he was **** Southampton and all the other teams he was loaned to. Steven Caulker. He’ll be **** at Liverpool. Steven Caulker.



                To the tune of ‘A Space Boy Dream’ by Belle and Sebastian.






                (my personal views are he'll do ok, but that song isn't as catchy.)
                If we are all only happy when we are really winning in the end, when your race finishes, what life would that be?

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                  #68


                  The whelm is definitely southbound in this thread.

                  The hugs will be interesting, finally Klopp's met his physical match. Quite obviously Klopp's had enough of hoofballer teams in this league. I reckon he's off soon.
                  One tit for another.

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                    #69
                    Considered a decent prospect once. Likes a night out a bit too much which has derailed his development.

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                      #70
                      Jurgen on Caulker:

                      http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steven-caulker-jurgen-klopp-says-10723292


                      “It was very important for us. In our situation, four weeks ago we didn’t know we’d have a problem with centre-halves because they were all in the race.

                      “At the start of the season, Joe Gomez was also in the squad, so a fifth centre-half - and then the situation changed completely. Now, we’ve had to make a decision whether we wanted to get another player for the position.

                      “The situation is Martin Skrtel is not available for around about the next four-and-a-half weeks, five weeks. Then we have the problem with Dejan – it’s only a little muscle injury. I think he’ll be available in one to one-and-a-half weeks.

                      “Then you have Mama with a little knee issue – he can play, but it’s not perfect and you cannot bring him three or four times in a row throughout the season. And it’s the same for Kolo and so would mean we are always in this situation, do we have enough or not? So we thought, ‘Yes, good idea’.

                      “We looked for Premier League experience because in this short time, you need that experience. We looked for a good header of the ball because that’s what we need – we want to play good pressing, we want to press the opponent and so they have to play long balls. If they play long balls, you need people in the last line who can help you with headers.

                      “And we’ve found it with Steven Caulker. He was not in the best situation in Southampton, didn’t play too much, but this is January and we want to have the best solution for us and we are absolutely convinced that Steven is the best solution for us.

                      “I am looking forward to working with him. He will be here today and then we can start working, so everything is good!”
                      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                        #71
                        Even though I don't rate Caulker, I cannot argue with any of Klopp's comments to be fair.

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                          #72
                          Originally posted by RedReet View Post
                          Steven Caulker. He was **** at Spurs, he was **** at Cardiff, he was **** at QPR, he was **** Southampton and all the other teams he was loaned to. Steven Caulker. He’ll be **** at Liverpool. Steven Caulker.



                          To the tune of ‘A Space Boy Dream’ by Belle and Sebastian.






                          (my personal views are he'll do ok, but that song isn't as catchy.)
                          seems a risk free transfer, doubt he will play much or be here next season.
                          Modifying post.

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                            #73
                            He's going to be the new Hyypia.
                            "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
                            -- William Blake

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                              #74
                              Perfect opportunity for him to make something out of nothing. A career defining few months ahead, he has the talent and I think Jurgen might just work some magic on him.
                              "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                                #75
                                Cripes. I was just reading about our alleged interest in the Off Field Speculation section!

                                Admittedly I hadn't refreshed the page in a while. Click onto LFC and BOOM! There he is!

                                This tickled me:

                                Originally posted by Chris View Post
                                Welcome!! Reminds me a lot of Jermone Boateng, probably a bit better. Could become a hero here very quickly.
                                Because a few seconds earlier, I was reading this:

                                Originally posted by Chris
                                He's ****ing dreadful. These are the sort of signings that baffle me the most, we've got 4 better centre backs!! Develop our own or sign someone better than Skrtel, Toure or equal to Sakho / Current Lovren's level.

                                At least we arent paying £10m plus for the privilege the time I suppose.
                                I saw a dead fish on the pavement and thought "what did you expect?"
                                There's no water round here stupid, should have stayed where it was wet

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