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    Hmm, ok.

    On your heads be it.

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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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      If the weather holds you are bound to see a good crop off wickets today.

      We are due the Aussie collapse any time now, and then we will see the initial shaky opening salvo from England.

      Chance of rain + cloud cover + swinging ball.

      Wicket fest
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        I won't get there until lunchtime so England will probably be all out by then.
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        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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          has there been any play today?
          i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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            Nope.

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              PITCH INSPECTION
              Uh-oh.. umpires (first, second and fourth) are out in the middle to inspect, but the covers are going back on...

              The Oval
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                Play back under way now!

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                  Smith brings up his ton by clubbing Trott over long on for 6

                  384-5

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                    Haddin gone dragging one on from Trott.

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                      Woakes picks up a wicket. 422-7

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                        My review of the day...

                        The trumpeter plays the trumpet very well. The tone is rounded, full but soft - clear like a bugle when sounded loud but very expressive, with a full range of colour, from triumphant to mournful, bold to sorrowful, sonorous to shy.

                        He also needs to be shot. Thank f*ck he was over the other side of the ground. Two songs, ok, fair enough. Any more than that and he should be slung out. Self-appointed funmeisters can **** RIGHT OFF.

                        The bloke next to my mate droned along all day like the idling engine of a Vauxhall Agila 1.2 (automatic). He never stopped, except to inject himself with heroin or insulin, I don't know which.

                        Cricket has sold its soul. The Kia this, the sponsored that - logos festoon the ground, the tea break sponsored by Tetley, the drinks break sponsored by Buxton Water, the comfort break sponsored by Armitage Shanks, the Darren Lehman memorial ****fest. All a bit sad really.

                        Drunk morons in the crowd.

                        And the rain.

                        No clatter of wickets. A couple of poxy reviews. No pressure. No atmosphere.

                        Utter ****e.
                        Last edited by Neil Young; 22-08-13, 11:23 PM.
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                        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                          Glad you enjoyed it

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                            Thanks, Goatie.
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                            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                              Cook gone. 68-1. He has been so poor this series.
                              *Except Michael, who died.

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                                very ****!

                                be nice for root to put on a decent knock
                                i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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