Am I alone in spending an inordinate amount of time wondering just how exactly Abu Hamza wipes his arse?
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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Apparently, the London Olympics are supposed to restore English national pride;
FFS for 9.2 billion pounds, we could have written "**** off Germany" onto the moon!
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Id like to quash a nasty rumour that has been doing the rounds once and for all
Members have been saying that Tufty loves cock sandwiches.
This is totally untrue, I know for a fact he hates bread."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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a woman is walking down a dark alley way when a big black man jumps out of the shadows with his cock in his hand
" I'm gonna shag the arse off you lady "
" thank **** for that, I thought you were going to hit me over the ****in head with it "
Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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Whats the worst thing about eating bald pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
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How do you make the little girl cry twice?
Wipe the blood on her teddy bear.
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Whats the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family.
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Whats the difference between period blood and sand?
You cant gargle sand."These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco PerniaComment
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I kow it's getting bad when I''m getting
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I went to the travel agent the other day for some advice on a holiday and told him I am afraid of flying because there might be a bomb on the plane.
He told me the chances of a bomb being on a plane are over a million to one.
I told him it was still too big a risk for me.
He advised me to take a bomb of my own.
When I asked, "what the **** for?" he told me that the chances of two bombs being on the same plane are TWENTY million to one!"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Van der Merwe had never been out of South Africa before and was visiting Bondi Beach, Australia.
He spotted a long line of black dots out in the water and said to an Aussie, who was sitting close by, "What are all those little black things out there?"
"They're buoys," said the Aussie.
"Boys!" replied Van der Merwe. "What are they doing out there?"
"Holding up the shark nets," the Aussie told him.
"****ing great country this!" said the South African, deeply impressed. "We'd never get away with that at home!""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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We've got a stunning blonde started at our office and I heard rumours she wanted to give me one.
Unfortunately, it was out of ten.
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Dammit.Originally posted by Red_Polo View PostYou have to read something before you can tell whether it offends you, you ****ing clown
(If you were offended by this post you shouldn't have ****ing well read it you daft cunt)
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Linford Christie walks into a golf club
The man on reception, looking embarrassed, says
" I'm very sorry but we don't allow black men here, theres another club ten minutes down the road that may be able to help "
" but I'm Linford Christie ! "
" ok, three minutes down the road, now **** off "
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if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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Tim, Jack & Rupert chatting. Tim says, "I'll never understand women, my wife's bought a car & she can't drive."
Jock says, "I know what you mean, my wife's gone on a diet & she's not even fat."
Rupert says, "That's nothing, my wife's taken 30 condoms to Benidorm & she hasn't even got a cock!"Comment
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Hang on, I think I might have read that one on here anyway.
I'll try again...
A man buys wife a car for her birthday "I don't like it she says, I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds."
He returns the car and comes back with some bathroom scales "Here, stand on that you fat cunt!"Comment
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Did you hear the one about the retard who won the disco dancing competition.
He only crossed the floor to buy a bag of crisps.
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Did you hear the one about the bus full of spastics that went over a cliff???
It took firemen 3 hours to dig the bus out of the wreckage.Comment
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