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    #76
    Why is there cotton in medicine bottles.





























    To remind black fellas what they did before they became drug dealers.

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      #77
      oh man, im a sick sick person for laughing at these!
      RAFA

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        #78
        Originally posted by Red_Polo View Post
        haha

        I swear if you watch the doovde in slo mo Smokey's toe is NOT over the line
        Obsessed
        Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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          #79
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          Last edited by Paul.S; 18-03-15, 07:58 PM. Reason: Violation of Google AdSense T&C's
          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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            #80
            I was in Poland a couple of years back traveling with a local to a sales meeting. He turned around to me and said "That's where Aushwitz concentration camp was"
            "Really" I said.
            "Yes my father died there during the war!"
            ****, what do you say to that? "I'm sorry"
            "It was his own fault"
            "Heh?"
            "He got pissed one night and fell off the machine gun tower"

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              #81
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              Last edited by Paul.S; 18-03-15, 07:55 PM. Reason: Violation of Google AdSense T&C's
              Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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                #82
                shaggy it's still showing as a red x in a box....repost???
                Cheers

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                  #83
                  Originally posted by Subby View Post
                  shaggy it's still showing as a red x in a box....repost???
                  You ****er Shaggy.

                  I got curious last night so copied the URL into my address bar with my gf stood beside me. Big mistake.
                  "My commitment to Liverpool is 100 per cent. I would die for that Liverpool shirt. I think the club loves me and I feel the same, no matter what the situation." - Pepe Reina, Nov '09.

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                    #84
                    Originally posted by BFG View Post
                    You ****er Shaggy.

                    I got curious last night so copied the URL into my address bar with my gf stood beside me. Big mistake.
                    is it safe for work?
                    i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                      #85
                      yes






                      if you work at a sewerage plant




                      Keep this quiet
                      if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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                        #86
                        Originally posted by PTP View Post
                        is it safe for work?
                        If you work in a place where people bend over and curl out 5 foot long ****s then yes. Otherwise I'd have to say no mate.
                        "My commitment to Liverpool is 100 per cent. I would die for that Liverpool shirt. I think the club loves me and I feel the same, no matter what the situation." - Pepe Reina, Nov '09.

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                          #87
                          A Muslim terrorist has been shot dead by the Metropolitan police

                          When asked why the Muslim had 68 bullet wounds a police spokesman replied
                          " thats all we had "



                          Keep this quiet
                          if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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                            #88
                            Every Cloud has a silver lining. I really sympathise with the Chinese earthquake victims, but just think of the paralympic team they're going to have in 2012!

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                              #89
                              Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

                              Because they're ugly and they stink.





                              What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
                              Nothing, you're already told her twice.

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