Crap Jokes

[Chrono]

If you find jokes about Gang Rape and Sexy Kids funny, then you need to get out more..

Like I said.

It seems ok to post some of this stuff but posts against another poster can get you banned/holiday.


How about a few Chubby Brown/Bernard Manning
Poor/Bad taste jokes, you know the ones about people from other parts of the world who are of different origin etc.

I'm sure they would go down well on here eh?

[The Glove]

If you find jokes about Gang Rape and Sexy Kids funny, then you need to get out more..

If Gang Rape and sexy kids are your thing then surely its better they stay inside?

[royzared]

If Gang Rape and sexy kids are your thing then surely its better they stay inside?

That's funny.

[MrsB]

This thread is as funny as a room full of children with cancer.

[bobbyfallon]

FFS

mate its a sick jokes thread - i am in no way racist myself. if the mods want to remove they are welcome to

[MrMichael]

Look, there's some very bad taste jokes in this thread, some of them really pretty poor, but they're not being told with the intention of causing offence imo and the nature of the thread is pretty clear from its title.

There is a big difference imo between something posted in this thread and something aimed at another poster in the context of other threads on the forum. Personally I don't find most things posted in here funny, and the others make me feel very guilty about chuckling at them even slightly, but I do think that if things in here are likely to offend certain individuals then those people shouldn't read the thread.

If anyone believes any posts in here are going too far even in this context then feel free to report the relevant posts (I should point out that not one post in here has ever been reported so far by anyone) and we'll consider removing them, but otherwise lets not have this turn into a battleground please.

[Reaper]

A guy went to a brothel and asked for a whore that could take 12 inches.

The madam gave him her best one, and the guy went in and started banging the hell out of her, but she started screaming that she couldn't take it.
So he goes back to the madam and she gives him another whore.
Same thing -- he starts banging her and she starts screaming in pain.

He's pissed off now and about to leave when the madam begs him to try one more whore; she assures him this whore will be his best **** ever.

So he goes in a dark room and starts banging another chick, and everything's going great; she keeps taking it and he's loving it. Then all of a sudden, she starts foaming at the mouth.

The guy gets freaked out and runs out to tell the madam, who brings over the custodian and says "Hey, Frank, the dead one's full again."






What's the difference between necrophilia and date rape?

Just the body temperature....

[Leyton388]

Elvoz, you're a cunt!

That's so tasteless, have you ever seen anyone in a fit?

You've gone down in my estimation.

Please refrain from making jokes on other's misfortune & disabilities in future & that goes for everyone too.

Just remember, what goes around comes around!

Moderators, be on hand for this please & do not let anyone do this again.

Whilst I can understand there are comical moments wheere disabled people can find themselves in, it doesn't warrant anyone having a laugh at their expense as they are cruel & tasteless.

The above joke is one of them so less of these as there are other topics we can pick on for a joke, let's not stoop to that level again as we have plenty of class posters in here which in my estimation, are revered by others in here as articulate & intelligent. You know who are, so please lead by example...

I have suffered from epilepsy for years when i was younger and that joke was funny. Some people need stop being so PC these days.

[Leyton388]

Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean charles de menez.

It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.

[Aza]

Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

























Christopher Walken

[Shanks]

So, we have an Austrian in the Cellar, Shannon Matthews under the bed and now a Nurse in the boot.

If we find Maddie in an attic, I'm going to patent the Boardgame.

[Shanks]

My Gran said to me,

"Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young".

I had to explain,

"That's because they aren't trying to **** you now."

Wanna bet..

[Shanks]

What's blue and never fits properly?

A dead epileptic.

[Shanks]

Jesus loves you, but does he swallow?

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?

Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands!

Jesus is coming, but he pulled out.

[Shanks]

Handicapped man goes to ice cream van and asks driver

"i'll have two ice creams"

van driver say's

"what flavour topping would you like?"

Handicapped Man says

"dont matter i'm gonna drop them anyway"



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