Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!!!
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"I just felt that the whole night, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game - but we didn't." - JOHN BARNES -
I'm about 12yrs into my relationship now, and I've started to have erection difficulties.
My wife and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: She bought me some viagra;
And I've bought her a treadmill."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Woman runs in to a police station crying her eyes out, " ive been graped" she said.
"Dont you mean raped"? replied the officer.
"no, there was a bunch of them""I just felt that the whole night, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game - but we didn't." - JOHN BARNESComment
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My wife had a baby yesterday. She was in a lot of pain.
She screamed, "You'd better keep your dick away from me!"
The doctor said, "I agree - put it away now.""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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The CIA are already having problems with new president Barack Obama - during training him for what actions should be taken in an assassination attempt, they found every time they shouted “GET DOWN!” he starts dancing.i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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Mr and Mrs Blobby are in bed together and Mrs Blobby says, "Blib blob bobble blub bubbly bob blubby blib."
Mr Blobby says, "Oh FFS, just ****ing swallow it will yer!""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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It was my wife's birthday yesterday, she told me to give her something she would never forget.
It appears 'Dry Anal' isn't a real present.
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Gaza has had its arse ripped out from under it.
That's the last time he'll trust Humus.One tit for another.
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Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"I've got the big C,"he said.
"What, cancer?"
"No, dyslexia.""Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.
"Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."
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What`s got 3 breasts and can't sing?
Kylie and Dannii Minogue."Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.
"Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."Comment
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Apparently three in ten South African women carry the HIV virus.
This aroused my gambling addiction and I really couldn't help myself, so I raped seven South African women.
Now I sit and wait..."Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.
"Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."Comment
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I took my uncle to the doctor's yesterday. He has cancer, AIDS and hepatitis. He went into the waiting room and sat down next to a guy in a Man Utd top.
Just goes to show you - there's always someone worse off!"Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.
"Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."Comment
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I was at a party last night and I got chatting to a girl with huge tits and a low cut top.
"A bit crowded in here." She said.
"Yes," I replied "but it suits you.""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Drinking alcohol free lager.
It's like licking your sisters pussy; it tastes like it should but it's just not right.Comment
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