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    what have man united and elizabeth fritzl got in common?


    they both got raped at home
    Cheers

    Subby

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      Originally posted by Subby View Post
      what have man united and elizabeth fritzl got in common?


      they both got raped at home
      ohh ****!
      'The tide is very much in our court now.'

      Keegan

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        its day two in heaven and jade goody is up for eviction
        "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

        "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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          Thank **** for that.


          We can all stop pretending there's an economic recession and start giving to cancer research again.
          "Through me the way into the suffering city,
          Through me the way to the eternal pain,
          Through me the way that runs among the lost.
          Justice urged on my high artificer;
          My maker was divine authority,
          The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
          Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
          And I endure eternally.
          Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


          And like that… he's gone

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            Originally posted by bobbyfallon View Post
            its day two in heaven and jade goody is up for eviction
            "One day the people will understand."

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              Kerry Katona bankrupt

              Jade Goody dead

              Go on karma top it all!



              Heather Mills Woodworm !!
              "Through me the way into the suffering city,
              Through me the way to the eternal pain,
              Through me the way that runs among the lost.
              Justice urged on my high artificer;
              My maker was divine authority,
              The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
              Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
              And I endure eternally.
              Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


              And like that… he's gone

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                Knock knock,

                Who's there?

                Josef Fritzl; and I told you never to answer the door you little slag...
                "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                Justice urged on my high artificer;
                My maker was divine authority,
                The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                And I endure eternally.
                Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                And like that… he's gone

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                  quality one of the best threads i've seen
                  One City
                  One Name
                  One Club
                  LIVERPOOL FC




                  Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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                    Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
                    The other day my missus said she wanted a rape alarm.


                    So at 6.45 this morning I put tape over her mouth and ****ed her up the arse, when I was finished I whispered in her ear,'time to get up for work darling.'
                    Anybody who criticizes Klopp ever is a James Blunt. Nov 2015
                    #****CITY

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                      Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
                      Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock



                      Who's there?














                      Michael J Fox











                      Anybody who criticizes Klopp ever is a James Blunt. Nov 2015
                      #****CITY

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                        To the theme of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:

                        South East England, born and raised
                        On Reality TV, where I spent most of my days
                        Being racist and acting a fool
                        Was disgusting, destroyed all the gene pool
                        When a couple of cells, who were up to no good
                        Started making cancer in my vaginalhood
                        I got one bit of cancer and my doctors got scared
                        They said, "We're putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!"
                        "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

                        "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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                          And you have the audacity to call me sick
                          "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                          Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                          Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                          Justice urged on my high artificer;
                          My maker was divine authority,
                          The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                          Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                          And I endure eternally.
                          Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                          And like that… he's gone

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                            Originally posted by bobbyfallon View Post
                            To the theme of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:

                            South East England, born and raised
                            On Reality TV, where I spent most of my days
                            Being racist and acting a fool
                            Was disgusting, destroyed all the gene pool
                            When a couple of cells, who were up to no good
                            Started making cancer in my vaginalhood
                            I got one bit of cancer and my doctors got scared
                            They said, "We're putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!"

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                              that stroke advert off the telly

                              F.A.S.T

                              F: FACE, has there face fallen on one side?
                              A: ARMS, can they hold there arms above there head and keep them there?
                              S: SPEECH, is there speech slurred?
                              T: TIME, time to get there knickers off then, the rohypnol's kicked in!!
                              ps3 fanclub member#1
                              sony will win the console war.

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                                i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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