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    #691
    Thats not tasteless
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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      #692
      Did you hear the one about the necrophiliac who was into bestiality and flagellation.

      He gave it up...... because it was like flogging a dead horse.

      Boom Tish

      http://instantrimshot.com/


      Last edited by RoadEnd; 30-09-09, 08:13 AM.

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        #693
        They say Jordan's been raped, judging by the look of Harvey you'd think she was raped by Clyde from Any which way but loose.
        Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


        Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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          #694
          Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
          They say Jordan's been raped, judging by the look of Harvey you'd think she was raped by Clyde from Any which way but loose.
          You might have at least stole one from the first page.
          "One day the people will understand."

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            #695
            Originally posted by kev776 View Post
            A mindreading dwarf escaped from prison today, Police put out a APB stating there is a Small Medium at large.
            Originally posted by Reaper View Post
            Thats not tasteless
            It is if you're a dwarf.
            I have one word to offer - honesty. I couldn't be devious if I tried. Joe Fagan.

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              #696
              Originally posted by Assassin View Post
              A gypsy girl sent an email to an agony Aunt "I am 12 years old and
              haven't had sex yet, do you think my brother is queer ?"



              A Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel
              in my room disabled" "No" she replies "its just regular porn you sick
              *******"
              Originally posted by Reaper View Post
              Just been to my best mates Bar Mitzvah.
              His Grandma said to me, "doesn't he look just like his father?"

              "Yes," I replied, "A real snip off the old cock."
              Originally posted by Reaper View Post
              Red Bull gives you wings.

              Rohypnol gives you your brown wings.
              Originally posted by lfcchris View Post
              Which celebrity raped Jordan??? Judging by the looks of Harvey it must of been Clyde from the "Every which way but loose" films!!!
              some absolute blinders there chaps
              Originally posted by fah-q
              Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield ****ting into a crisp packet?

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                #697
                Originally posted by Reaper View Post
                After securing the signatures of Joleon Lescott and Carlos Tevez, Manchester city are now considering a move for Simon Weston
                Originally posted by fah-q
                Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield ****ting into a crisp packet?

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                  #698
                  Originally posted by wavydavy View Post
                  It is if you're a dwarf.
                  A humble guy with healthy desire.

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                    #699
                    What has touched more balls than David Beckham's right foot?


                    Jordan's chin
                    Justice for the 96

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                      #700
                      An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub..

                      They never invited a Welshman coz they're all cunts
                      Lets count the bites
                      "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                      Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                      Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                      Justice urged on my high artificer;
                      My maker was divine authority,
                      The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                      Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                      And I endure eternally.
                      Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                      And like that… he's gone

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                        #701
                        Originally posted by Reaper View Post
                        An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub..

                        They never invited a Welshman coz they're all cunts
                        Lets count the bites
                        "The main thing wrong with this site is I haven't banned enough people yet, despite having acquired banning powers. I shall be putting this right in the next couple of days. If you haven't yet been banned, you soon will be." - Neil Young

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                          #702
                          Originally posted by dave edwards View Post
                          He meant the Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman

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                            #703
                            Originally posted by Reaper View Post
                            An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub..

                            They never invited a Welshman coz they're all cunts
                            Lets count the bites
                            [Rush] **** off you cunt (x 346) [/Rush]
                            Like blood on iron

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                              #704
                              "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                              Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                              Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                              Justice urged on my high artificer;
                              My maker was divine authority,
                              The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                              Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                              And I endure eternally.
                              Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                              And like that… he's gone

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                                #705
                                Originally posted by Aza View Post
                                He meant the Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman
                                Class the way it works both ways, depending where you're from.
                                Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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