Crap Jokes

[The Glove]

They tried to hurry his funeral along but the funeral directors have a backlog, he was told to get to the back of the cue.

[Muddled]

Deleted.

[wavydavy]

Give it a rest will you

Right on cue

Any truth in the rumour he's gettin' buried in his favourite cue-case?

[pezzzer]

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similarities

[Muddled]

No survivors as Pakistani plane crash kills 152. Both families are devastated!

[Liverpool]

No survivors as Pakistani plane crash kills 152. Both families are devastated!

Im not arsed about touchy jokes but bit harsh when you consider someone here was affected init?

[Muddled]

It's a tough one, I hear what you're saying and I will delete it if people think I should, but I would think this is the type of thread were anything goes and you could offend anyone at some point - I mean, look at a few posts earlier.

[Rudo]

Was actually at Alex Higgin's wake, you wanna see the cue.

[Liverpel]

Massive slip of the *ahem* tongue on Newstalks Coleman at Large!!!

http://achgohairithe.tumblr.com/post/841150373/massive-slip-of-the-ahem-tongue-on-newstalks

[Maxiedge]

Why are crabs so self-centred?

Because they're shellfish.

[5europeancups]

Why are crabs so self-centred?

Because they're shellfish.

you just broke all the rules in the book with that post...

[Fivex]

Not sick but there's nowhere else to put it..

Priest and a hindu were making toast. Suddenly the priest exclaims 'look, there is an image of Jesus in my margerine!'

The hindu says 'I can't believe its not Buddha'

[Bender]

Not sick but there's nowhere else to put it..

Priest and a hindu were making toast. Suddenly the priest exclaims 'look, there is an image of Jesus in my margerine!'

The hindu says 'I can't believe its not Buddha'

[Fivex]

What's green with 300 eyes?

A tree in Pakistan

[Subby]

LMAO....oh dear lol