Crap Jokes

[paulg]

John W Henry is considereing offering Roy Hodgson and extension to his current contract.

That BETTER be a joke.

[Stanbull]

John W Henry is considereing offering Roy Hodgson and extension to his current contract.

Sick man!!

[djphal]

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."

So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"

"Blind man!"

The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in.

The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

[Subby]

I lol'd

[elrichio86]

I feel sorry for Russell Brand, before he got married he was going to bed every night with Katy Perry, now he sleeps with Katy Brand

[pezzzer]

Good news! im on Dragons Den nxt week......
Ive invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat!!

[Stanbull]

Good news! im on Dragons Den nxt week......
Ive invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat!!

Your prophets should go through the roof

[pezzzer]

Your prophets should go through the roof

even in our shaky koran climate

[Kenneth]

Good news! im on Dragons Den nxt week......
Ive invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat!!

[Subby]

A man goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll.
The shop assistant says, 'Male or female?'
The customer says, 'Female.'
The shop...assistant asks, 'Black or white?'
The customer replies, 'White.'
The shop assistant asks, 'Christian or Muslim?'
The customer replies, 'What thehell does religion have to do with it?'
The shop assistant says, 'The Muslim one blows itself up'

[Subby]

So everybody is getting excited that Take That are performing on the X Factor with Robbie Williams for the first time in 15 years this coming weekend. Personally, I would be far more impressed if Boyzone were to perform with Stephen Gately

[Shaggy]

A man goes to the doctor and the doctor says...

"I have some bad news you have aids"

"Oh dear" the patient replies

"One other thing" the doctor says "You have Alzheimer's"

"Could be worse" says the patient "I could have aids"

[BJC]

Horse

[Muddled]

Has anyone else noticed that 'dyslexia' is an anagram of 'hippomotamus'?

[Icon]

has anyone else noticed that 'dyslexia' is an anagram of 'hippomotamus'?

ah !ah ah