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I was going to post it in the worst date thread but thought better of it. Not a banning offence then, phewOriginally posted by Paul.S View PostOuch.
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why can't jesus eat skittles?
because they fall through the holes in his hands'If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains.' ShanklyComment
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What's the difference between a Priest and a pimple?
A pimple doesn't cum on your face until you're 12
'If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains.' ShanklyComment
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What did the blind, deaf, and quadriplegic kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.'If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains.' ShanklyComment
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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One you can smash to pieces with a hammer and the other is a watermelon'If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains.' ShanklyComment
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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic in a house fire.'If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains.' ShanklyComment
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Why is it easier to unlaod a truckful of dead babies than it is a truck filled with bags of sugar?
With the babies you can use a pitchfork'If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains.' ShanklyComment
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What's black and blue and dosent like sex?
The little boy in my closet'If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains.' ShanklyComment
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Kenny Dalglish has hit a stroke of genius signing Andy Carroll.
Utilising his women beating abilities to appeal against all future offside decisionsComment
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Today's word is................. Fluctuations
I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the
teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
Startled, the Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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roflmao hahai own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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