Crap Jokes

[Subby]

So an 11 year old boy was found alone on a plane headed for Rome. Not a big deal.

The pope probably just ordered some take-away.

[Subby]

Apparently, birthing pools are very popular in China nowadays.

It gives a more relaxed, natural birth experience, plus it's really handy for if the baby turns out to be a girl.



I can't wait to see the egg and spoon race

Or Usain Bolt for those of you that are not familiar with cockney rhyming slang.

^a little risqué, if you click don't whinge about it being offensive^

[kev776]

Apparently, birthing pools are very popular in China nowadays.

It gives a more relaxed, natural birth experience, plus it's really handy for if the baby turns out to be a girl.

^a little risqué, if you click don't whinge about it being offensive^

Egg and spoon joke is actually more offensive, maybe that should have a tag

[Stanbull]

Susan Boyle is set to release a new book, it is called 50 Shaves a day

[Subby]

Balls I got the jokes mixed up, I actually meant to put the Bolt one in spoiler tags...doh

[Liverpel]

Balls I got the jokes mixed up, I actually meant to put the Bolt one in spoiler tags...doh

You could always claim you were being sarcastic.

It worked for Terry.

[red evil kenevil]

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a 'Superhero'!!!...... Iron Woman is a simple instruction

[Red_Polo]

Yes, indeed Liverpell.

He was merely repeating the joke to us to show it wasn't funny

[ralpal]

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

[ralpal]

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker......Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

[baitman]

Didier Drogba moves to China and all of a sudden their mens team wins a diving team gold. Coincidence?

[RedAndWhite]

Didier Drogba moves to China and all of a sudden their mens team wins a diving team gold. Coincidence?

Nicked for facebook

[ChesterDave]

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

Thats outstanding

[Kloppster]

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.

When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's €3 a minute

[Stanbull]

Let's wish the Brazillian Olympic hurdlers the best of luck....

Last time a Brazillian jumped over a barrier in London the Metropolitan Police shot him