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"Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley -
My son accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
His next sh*t could spell disaster.'and boy could he play!.Comment
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
So Jack could see Jill's fanny
But Jack got a shock
And an eyeful of cock
Because Jill was a closet tranny.
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Originally posted by kopster View Post
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if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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A new drug is being developed for lesbians with depression. It's called 'Trycoxagain.'Comment
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@frankieboyle: If Miley Cyrus wanted to drop her child friendly image she should have come on wearing a beard and started painting a picture of the outback
The times they are a changin'.Comment
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“How come catholic priests aren't allowed to marry, but they are allowed to have kids?”"Justice has been done."Comment
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I was blessed with a nine and a half inch penis.
Unfortunately it belonged to Father O'Malley!Comment
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Stan...
removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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FfsWhat do you mean it could've been anyone? Name me one person who's got a grudge against penguins
Batman
F*** off!!!Comment
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My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.
I told her I was looking for cheap flights.
"I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited.
Anyway last night we had the most amazing sex ever....
Which is odd, because she’s never shown an interest in darts before!Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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My Mrs told me that if she finds me on a porn site again she'll bang my head against the ****ing keyboafjhsj hnvdj kdjvn lmnuk gsjdhj
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if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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A bloke brings his best mate home after work to meet his wife.
She screams at him " You ****in dickhead,my hair and make up are a mess, the house is a right ****in tip, the dishes aren't done, i'am still in my pajamas.
I can't be bothered to cook now and It's my time of the month, why the **** did you bring him home?"
He replied "He's thinking of getting married!!!!'Comment
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