Originally posted by Liverpel
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Is this lad Drew a Liverpool fan? Awkward
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Does Liverpel's other half work for a local authority, or is this a regular issue?Comment
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Like blood on ironComment
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slipped away as in managed to escape and go back on the run ?Originally posted by Stanbull View Post
Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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I worked with a guy. He had to call someone. His response to everyone was "okay who's winding me up here?" The guy he had to call had a name Robin Mycock. Serious!"That's how I found myself on the Kop that day I had my blue-and-white scarf safely tucked away inside my coat as I listened to Liverpool songs and swayed with the masses.
Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."
Lee Chapman - Arsenal and England defenderComment
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Paddy texts the missus................ "Mary I'm just having one more pint with the lads, If I'm not home in twenty minutes read this message again "'and boy could he play!.Comment
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This story is allegedly true. The scene is a Glasgow court and a witness (a ned) is being questioned by a rather plummy mouthed Advocate Depute (AD)
AD 'You say you went to your friends house that night. Why did you go?there?'
WITNESS 'Tae get a tap.'
AD 'Is your friend a plumber?'
WITNESS 'Naw.'
AD 'Are you a plumber?'
WITNESS 'Naw.'
The witness is a bit bewildered by this line of questioning and the AD realises it, but notices that the court police officer is rubbing his fingers of one hand together in the universal gesture of money.
Daylight apparently dawns on the AD and he changes his line of questioning accordingly.
D 'So you went to the house to borrow money?'
WITNESS 'Naw.'
AD 'Ah. You went to the house to lend money?'
WITNESS 'Naw.'
In exasperation the AD says, 'You told the court you went to your friend's? house for a tap. What kind of a tap was it?'.
WITNESS ......'A "fitbaw tap".Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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Originally posted by kev776 View Post
lost on me - is it Fitbaw = football? and tap = tape? a football tapei own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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he got nicked recentlyOriginally posted by Red_Polo View Post
- it was on t'web somewhere think i posted it on here
i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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tap = top, football top.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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