I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, it is so good I can't put it down
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Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law. -
Whats got wings & sucks blood
Always UltraGo **** yourselfComment
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Everything about Switzerland is crap. Well, apart from the flag. That's a big plus.Football without Origi is nothingComment
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What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?
A Cellfie :-p'and boy could he play!.Comment
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Due to political correctness, beauty therapists now have to refer to 'anal bleaching' as changing your ringtone.Comment
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ha ha, very good !'and boy could he play!.Comment
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[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtxbM7-jAD0"]Basil Brush - Boom Boom!! - YouTube[/ame]removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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I was at a disco the other night
They played 'The Twist' - I did the Twist
They played 'Jump' - I jumped
They played 'Come on Eileen'............ I was kicked out'and boy could he play!.Comment
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the first time i read that it was written in latin
removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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A notorious whore named Miss Hearst
In the weakness of men is well versed.
Reads a sign o'er the head
Of her well-rumpled bed:
"The customer always comes first"Comment
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Said a pretty young whore of Hong Kong
To a long-pronged patron named Wong
"They say my vagina's
The nicest in China
Don't ruin it by donging it wrong."Comment
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There was a young man of Jaipur
Whose cock was shot off in the war.
So he painted the front
To resemble a cunt,
And set himself up as a whore.Comment
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Don't give up the day job Frenchie.....
"Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob PaisleyComment
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Well it was the Latin comment that triggered memories of old fashioned limericks.Originally posted by Tee View PostDon't give up the day job Frenchie.....
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My mate asked if I wanted to do a spit roast with him and his wife. As his wife is an absolute stunner, I said 'Yes'.
Although kneeling here with his cock up my arse and her strap-on in my mouth I feel something has gone terribly awry.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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