How did the frog die I hear you say?
He Kermit suicide.
He Kermit suicide.
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
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I was going to ask the same thing Obe lol
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It was probably the "bin laden" joke that has been going around. Let's hope the police don't check this thread out.Originally posted by ChesterDave View Post
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No mate, just nabbed them off a **** joke site.Originally posted by Oberon View PostHave you been in the crackers early?
Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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My wife announced to me yesterday that she'd had enough of my sarcastic ways and was tired of me correcting her all the time.
She said "We have reached a crossroads in our relationship. I can turn right and change, to which she would stay. Or turn left and carry on in my obnoxious ways and she would leave"
I replied with "I think you will find that's a ****ing 'T' junction"Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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love it.
removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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A man sees a sign outside a house 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the
bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back
garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
"Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he man asks, "So,
tell me your story."
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told MI6.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping.
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years.
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much
he wants for the dog.
"Ten quid," the owner says.
"£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him
so cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying *******. He's never been out of the garden.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
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I love that joke and have done since my childhood
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It won Best Joke of World War 2 according to its Wikipedia entry.Felching ≠ GerbillingComment
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I don't know who this Rorschach guy is, but his paintings of lesbian tramps fingering goats are truly amazing.Glass Half Full
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"paintings of lesbian tramps fingering goats"
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LOL, very good!Originally posted by fidget View PostJacques Brel is alive and well and playing at AnfieldComment
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Think you were meant to search for ink blots?Originally posted by Assman View Post"paintings of lesbian tramps fingering goats"
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