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    Originally posted by topscorer View Post
    No he's Welsh

    I can see this is going to get beastly, we are shearing this one down to the skin

    I'm getting outta here before I get fleeced.
    Shut up ewe.
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      Originally posted by Pepe79 View Post
      Oh no, it's not another Jamaican accent one is it?

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        Originally posted by RedReet View Post
        Karen Bradley maybe would have been a better subject.


        #thingskarenbradleyneverknew

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          Walking through Chinatown late one night, I was propositioned by a girl asking for sex. "No" I said "you are way too young!". She said, "How you know my name?"
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          Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

          Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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            removing all the weak links makes us stronger

            too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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              I'm so glad I'm not on Facebook

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                That's weak
                Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                  I made a Belgian waffle this morning.

                  I made a Frenchman talk **** this afternoon.
                  Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                  Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                    Fredo?

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                      Why was the four year old child of the anti-vax parent crying?






                      Mid-life crisis.
                      Football without Origi is nothing

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                        How does a paedophile find an 8 year old in the woods?

                        Quite satisfying.
                        Last edited by Slinky Skills; 30-03-19, 09:11 PM.
                        Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                        Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                          Anybody who criticizes Klopp ever is a James Blunt. Nov 2015
                          #****CITY

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                            One eye witness to the Notre Dam Fire says he's not sure who started the fire but he has a hunch!
                            Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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                              Originally posted by Angryred View Post
                              One eye witness to the Notre Dam Fire says he's not sure who started the fire but he has a hunch!
                              Beat me to it
                              Like blood on iron

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                                Fire is destroying a world famous landmark in Paris right now.

                                And there’s notre dame thing they can do about it.

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