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      Originally posted by badpiggy View Post
      ****in Tufty

      Where the hell you been man? All well?
      been a while mate, various reasons

      getting back up to speed, more ****e jokes to follow



      Keep this quiet
      if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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        It's been discovered that Ants are the only creature on Earth that appear to be immune to all forms of illness and viruses

        Scientists say its down to them having little anti bodies



        Keep this quiet
        if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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          Why did the Baker have smelly hands?





          He needed a poo.
          Was muß, das muß.

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            Originally posted by HamboCairns View Post
            Why did the Baker have smelly hands?





            He needed a poo.
            Kneaded
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                Originally posted by Norbs View Post
                Del
                Echo?

                Ffs with the edit, Norbs
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                  Haha, was pedanting that you had a capital K and then decided not to be such a dick after all

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                    Originally posted by Pepe79 View Post
                    Kneaded
                    Then it wouldn't funny would you plank!
                    Was muß, das muß.

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                      Originally posted by HamboCairns View Post
                      Then it wouldn't funny would you plank!
                      Yes because the punchline is a pun, you daft ****!

                      What's the relevance of them being a baker and why would their hands be smelly if they literally just needed to take a ****?
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                        Originally posted by Pepe79 View Post
                        Yes because the punchline is a pun, you daft ****!

                        What's the relevance of them being a baker and why would their hands be smelly if they literally just needed to take a ****?

                        Hello mert.

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                          Its a good joke, but its a joke that wouldn't be subjected to this line of questioning if it had just been said out loud.
                          *Except Michael, who died.

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                            Originally posted by Alex View Post
                            Its a good joke, but its a joke that wouldn't be subjected to this line of questioning if it had just been said out loud.
                            No, because we’d have assumed he said ‘kneaded’ and not ‘needed’!
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                              I’ve got a feeling people would still question it if Hambo said it out loud though.
                              Hello mert.

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                                Originally posted by HamboCairns View Post
                                Then it wouldn't funny would you plank!

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