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Dear Guest Thank you for visiting! est189 will soon be closing its doors (do forums have doors?) please visit the following thread - (to wail & cry perhaps?) https://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=4002484#post4002484 Thanjk you. Paul.S
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#2926
11-07-21, 11:14 AM
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#2927
01-08-21, 09:44 AM
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****in Tufty
Where the hell you been man? All well?
been a while mate, various reasons
getting back up to speed, more ****e jokes to follow
Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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tufty
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#2928
01-08-21, 09:49 AM
It's been discovered that Ants are the only creature on Earth that appear to be immune to all forms of illness and viruses
Scientists say its down to them having little anti bodies
Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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Fosterbloke
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#2929
01-08-21, 10:43 AM
Why did the Baker have smelly hands?
He needed a poo.
Was muß, das muß.
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Mark79
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#2930
01-08-21, 01:44 PM
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Why did the Baker have smelly hands?
He needed a poo.
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01-08-21, 07:05 PM
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Mark79
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01-08-21, 07:06 PM
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Ffs with the edit, Norbs
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#2933
01-08-21, 07:26 PM
Haha, was pedanting that you had a capital K and then decided not to be such a dick after all
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#2934
02-08-21, 02:34 AM
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Kneaded
Then it wouldn't funny would you plank!
Was muß, das muß.
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Mark79
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02-08-21, 08:59 AM
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Then it wouldn't funny would you plank!
Yes because the punchline is a pun, you daft ****!
What's the relevance of them being a baker and why would their hands be smelly if they literally just needed to take a ****?
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02-08-21, 09:13 AM
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Yes because the punchline is a pun, you daft ****!
What's the relevance of them being a baker and why would their hands be smelly if they literally just needed to take a ****?
Hello mert.
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02-08-21, 03:50 PM
Its a good joke, but its a joke that wouldn't be subjected to this line of questioning if it had just been said out loud.
*Except Michael, who died.
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Mark79
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02-08-21, 03:53 PM
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Its a good joke, but its a joke that wouldn't be subjected to this line of questioning if it had just been said out loud.
No, because we’d have assumed he said ‘kneaded’ and not ‘needed’!
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Fivex
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02-08-21, 03:57 PM
I’ve got a feeling people would still question it if Hambo said it out loud though.
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02-08-21, 09:09 PM
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Then it wouldn't funny would you plank!
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