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    I took the shell off my racing snail to make him run faster.

    If anything, it made him more sluggish.
    Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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      Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
      I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but that’s Heinz sight.

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        Originally posted by Kenneth View Post
        I took the shell off my racing snail to make him run faster.

        If anything, it made him more sluggish.

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          Originally posted by Kenneth View Post
          I took the shell off my racing snail to make him run faster.

          If anything, it made him more sluggish.
          Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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            Originally posted by Kenneth View Post
            I took the shell off my racing snail to make him run faster.

            If anything, it made him more sluggish.
            Modifying post.

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              Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
              I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but that’s Heinz sight.
              Modifying post.

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                Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
                I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but that’s Heinz sight.
                Sounds like a Duncan Jenkins ism
                The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                  I've had some sort of fault on my phone today. Don't know if it's a virus or something I've done. Basically, it's deleted all my Dutch and German contacts, which is odd! On the plus side it is now Hans free.

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                    Originally posted by RoadEnd View Post
                    I've had some sort of fault on my phone today. Don't know if it's a virus or something I've done. Basically, it's deleted all my Dutch and German contacts, which is odd! On the plus side it is now Hans free.

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                      Originally posted by RoadEnd View Post
                      My arse was really sore after a curry. The wife said ring sting. I said why what will he be able to do?
                      That's should be in Peter Beardsley's jokebook!
                      Was muß, das muß.

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                        Originally posted by RoadEnd View Post
                        I've had some sort of fault on my phone today. Don't know if it's a virus or something I've done. Basically, it's deleted all my Dutch and German contacts, which is odd! On the plus side it is now Hans free.
                        Haha!
                        Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                        Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                          Bought my girlfriend a fur coat made out of 3600 hamster skins and took her to Blackpool.

                          I couldn't get her off the big wheel for 2 days.
                          Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                          Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                            [ame]https://twitter.com/craiguito/status/1485193943155417091[/ame]
                            Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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                              Modifying post.

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                                [ame]https://twitter.com/chrismooney/status/1486755606107144197[/ame]
                                Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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