Crap Jokes

[Norbs]

I don't either, it's stupid

[Kenneth]

Yep, it’s gone down as badly as an out of context Jimmy Carr joke about Gypsies.

[Buzzo]

It’s funny because it goes against the convention.

Tough crowd

[baitman]

I just told my son that, he didnt find it funny at all

He's right, you're wrong

[fidget]

Horse is in the pub having a few, spots a donkey in the corner. So he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living?" Horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter". Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach" , then he asks "did you win anything?" horse says "yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”
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They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything". So he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace. The horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here, who's that in the picture on the wall?" Donkey replies "that's me when I played for Juventus!"

[Norbs]

Horse is in the pub having a few, spots a donkey in the corner. So he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living?" Horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter". Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach" , then he asks "did you win anything?" horse says "yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”
…
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything". So he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace. The horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here, who's that in the picture on the wall?" Donkey replies "that's me when I played for Juventus!"

I'm nicking that for a best man's speech

[baitman]

Horse is in the pub having a few, spots a donkey in the corner. So he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living?" Horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter". Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach" , then he asks "did you win anything?" horse says "yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”
…
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything". So he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace. The horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here, who's that in the picture on the wall?" Donkey replies "that's me when I played for Juventus!"

Not bad.

[baitman]

Jurgen Klopp, Ralf Rangnick, Brendan Rodgers and Mikel Arteta entered a pub. Jurgen bought them all a drink. Once they had finished, Rangnick got a round in. Then Arteta put his hand in his pocket. Then Brendan Rodgers got the beers in.

Once they'd all consumed 4 beers, Klopp went to the bar, bought a drink for himself only, and sat at the table. They all looked at him before Rangnick said "Excuse me Jurgen. What about us?"

Klopp looked at them and said, "Sorry lads. This is the fifth round and none of you are in it."

[Fosterbloke]

Jurgen Klopp, Ralf Rangnick, Brendan Rodgers and Mikel Arteta entered a pub. Jurgen bought them all a drink. Once they had finished, Rangnick got a round in. Then Arteta put his hand in his pocket. Then Brendan Rodgers got the beers in.

Once they'd all consumed 4 beers, Klopp went to the bar, bought a drink for himself only, and sat at the table. They all looked at him before Rangnick said "Excuse me Jurgen. What about us?"

Klopp looked at them and said, "Sorry lads. This is the fifth round and none of you are in it."

[badpiggy]

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[Buzzo]

Viz

[Slinky Skills]

I've got the Viz bulging sack book haha! Some classics in there!

[Slinky Skills]

Lol

[red g]

I've got the Viz bulging sack book haha! Some classics in there!

I have Rogers Profanasaurus

[Buzzo]

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