Crap Jokes

[SB]

An oldie but a goodie.





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[SB]

A women wanted to spice up her dead sex-life, she puts on her new panties, together with a short skirt
and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At a strategic moment, she uncrosses her legs enough times that her husband finally asks,
"Are you wearing crotch-less panties?"
"Yes, yes"" she coos, so excited and with a cunningly seductive smile.
"Thank God!” he replies, “I thought you were sitting on the cat."
He never heard the gunshot!!

[Norbs]

A man goes to the doctor and says 'Doctor, there's a bit of lettuce hanging out of my bottom', the Doctor replies 'Jump up on the couch and I'll take a look'

After quite a long examination the Doctor responds 'Hmm, seems this is just the tip of the Iceberg'

[SB]

Cos I shouldn’t but

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https://fb.watch/zW1gq-2H6J/?

[Norbs]

I'm a bad man, and in my defence the thought was instantaneous. Hearing that Morten Harket has Parkinson's I thought A-ha could remake their mega hit for charity as Shake On Me.

I have sufferers in the family, and I don't even think it's funny but thought it was a great kneejerk reaction to the news. And I've noticed the kneejerk pun but it's too obvious

[Le Chef]

I'm a bad man, and in my defence the thought was instantaneous. Hearing that Morten Harket has Parkinson's I thought A-ha could remake their mega hit for charity as Shake On Me.

I have sufferers in the family, and I don't even think it's funny but thought it was a great kneejerk reaction to the news. And I've noticed the kneejerk pun but it's too obvious

[Kenneth]

My wife hates it when our neighbour sunbathes topless in her garden. Personally, I'm on the fence.

[Slinky Skills]

I wanted to organise a game of hide and seek.

But good players are hard to find.

[SB]

My wife hates it when our neighbour sunbathes topless in her garden. Personally, I'm on the fence.

I wanted to organise a game of hide and seek.

But good players are hard to find.

Well played gentlemen

[Norbs]

I wanted to organise a game of hide and seek.

But good players are hard to find.

[Slinky Skills]

I had trouble getting the bartenders attention so I dressed up as a tennis ball.

I got served straight away.