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    Originally posted by bacon View Post
    My Prince Andrew advent calendar is broke. Cant open the flaps after 16 ..
    Ooh.. from 2019
    Really?

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      The only thing I take seriously in the newspapers these days is fish & chips.

      And even that I take with a pinch of salt.
      Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.

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        Just had to have a golf ball removed from my arse.

        The doctor said it had gone up a fairway.
        Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


        Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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          Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
          Just had to have a golf ball removed from my arse.

          The doctor said it had gone up a fairway.

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            Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
            Just had to have a golf ball removed from my arse.

            The doctor said it had gone up a fairway.
            Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.

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              Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


              Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                something about a wedgie?

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                  Pig: I'm paranoid everyone wants to eat me
                  Therapist: I will cure you
                  Pig: Oh no

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                    Originally posted by Irishnev View Post
                    Pig: I'm paranoid everyone wants to eat me
                    Therapist: I will cure you
                    Pig: Oh no


                    Not one for the kids

                    Football without Origi is nothing

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                      My mate said he saw a badger on the way to work this morning.

                      I said to him "How do you know it's on its way to work?"
                      Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                      Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                        Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.

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