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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's gone -
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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His upcoming dates in London have been cancelled. Ben aged 9 and James aged 10 are said to be devastated.I have one word to offer - honesty. I couldn't be devious if I tried. Joe Fagan.Comment
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Reports say he hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin stayed the weekend!!I have one word to offer - honesty. I couldn't be devious if I tried. Joe Fagan.Comment
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Got mailed these:
Micheal jackson will always be with us..........he is not biodegradable.
What's the difference between MJ and Disney Films?
Disney films can still touch kids
Early medical reports state he choked on a small bone.
MJ's vitiligo takes a turn for the worst; first he was black, then
white, now he's blue.
Reports are coming in saying MJ died of food poisoning, he'd recenbtly
been eating 12 year old nuts.
There may still be hope of bringing him back! Apparently they've sent
one of the Charlies Angels in after him!
All his dates are now cancelled, including Simon and Ryan aged 5 and 9
Apparently it was touch and go at the hospital but that was just the
children's ward!
MJ LAST DYING WISH.... TO BE MELTED DOWN INTO STRAWS SO HE CAN STILL GET
SUCKED OFF BY KIDS
Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to
children... again
Michael Jackson's last request was to be cremated and for his ashes to
be put in an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him.
His heart problem was hereditary and came from his Protestant father. It
is more commonly known as the 'Billy Gene'.
After the death of michael jackson his body has been metled down into
1000 plastic cups so that little children can get their mouths round his
rim once again
Apparently he's not being buried, just moved to Madame Tussauds3rd place. Worst champions ever.
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michael jacksons dyinh wish is to have his ashes put into an etcher sketcher so kids can still play with his knob_____________________________________
Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?
Think we have the answer..Slot!!
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McDonalds announce news of a special commemorative burger in his honour. 50 year old meat sandwiched between two 10 year old buns!!I have one word to offer - honesty. I couldn't be devious if I tried. Joe Fagan.Comment
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gary glitter has joined the trubutes to Jacko saying he was an ispiration the way he touched so many of our younger generation._____________________________________
Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?
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Apparently they're going to recycle and make him into plastic bags.
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You're right - they're not.Originally posted by Reece View PostI haven't got a problem with the jokes themselves (as long as they are in the right thread
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Originally posted by Mono View Post
Except of course for my brilliant joke (which admittedly built on kev's).
Hang on, all this desperate self-justification is getting Craig-like...
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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Madonna has said shes going to adopt jacksons kids, it doesn't matter if they're black or white.Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar WildeComment
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As Michael Jackson is 99.9% plastic he will not be cremated, he will be melted down into lego blocks so that kids can still play with him!Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar WildeComment
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'Michael Jackson had surgery to change him from black to white.
Will it be enough to get him into heaven?'
'For the funeral they were going to put him in a 15 year old hearse but the family declined saying he would never want to be in something that old.'"These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco PerniaComment
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