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    #361
    Originally posted by little dave hedgehog View Post
    really? does she fancy a bit of a smack?

    what does that say about you?
    Wouldn't say a smack. More light spanking, hair pulling, that kind of thing

    It says I'm also tall dark and handsome

    Originally posted by Rowan View Post
    It's the accent, Si. Southern Chicks can't resist (and when I say southern I mean everything south of Sunderland).

    Wayaye! ****ing loving having a Geordie number 9 like


    She's Scotch, but I take your point

    Originally posted by Francis8 View Post
    Pictures from todays press conference


    Suarez is much bigger than he looks on the pitch!
    I saw a dead fish on the pavement and thought "what did you expect?"
    There's no water round here stupid, should have stayed where it was wet

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      #362
      Originally posted by Fierce View Post
      Suarez is much bigger than he looks on the pitch!
      They just stood him nearer the camera.
      I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

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        #363
        Originally posted by Fierce View Post
        Wouldn't say a smack. More light spanking, hair pulling, that kind of thing

        It says I'm also tall dark and handsome





        She's Scotch, but I take your point



        Suarez is much bigger than he looks on the pitch!
        It's those high heels that he wears

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          #364
          I love Andy Carroll. He just seems so ****ing normal. His reactions look like what I would expect mine to be, especially the introduction last night.
          Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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            #365
            Originally posted by Kenneth View Post
            I love Andy Carroll. He just seems so ****ing normal.
            Three days. Three f*cking days.
            .
            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



            May the Lord bless this post.

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              #366
              Originally posted by pezzzer View Post
              http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http...7ML4Mg&h=18de0

              ****ING SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!
              One of my favorites
              Member #1 of the Luis Suarez fan club

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                #367
                Carroll is a beast. God help PL defenders when he is up and running.
                "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                  #368
                  Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                  Three days. Three f*cking days.
                  Great performance by him last night though. I thought he was sensational. Good use of the hand to wave to the crowd and he combined it with a smile to great affect whilst he strode nonchalantly around the Anfield turf. What's not to like?

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                    #369
                    Originally posted by Rudo View Post
                    YouTube - Andy Carroll: The first interview 31/01/11


                    One of the quotes under that video

                    his armband lied he was no red torres torres
                    hes just a rent boy like u said torres torres
                    into our backs he plunged a knife we hope john terry shags your wife
                    fernando torres chelsea number 9
                    We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, "Cook" where it once said "Cock", and "Pass" where it once said "Piss", so it’s slightly less rude.

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                      #370
                      Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                      I feel a bit sorry for Carroll, he seems a bit bemused by it all. He's a young lad who's left home, left his family and friends, with no mental preparation whatsoever. Found himself in the middle of a whirlwind move and he still seems in shock to me. Probably living in a hotel for now. Not gonna be easy for him, he'll need loads of support.
                      he was living in a hotel in Newcastle too wasn't he?

                      Originally posted by Kenneth View Post
                      The onus is on our captain to do his bit. Have him round for dinner, take him to the cinema, push him on the swings at the park etc. I can almost visualise it as a montage now.
                      Oh I don't know.

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                        #371
                        Originally posted by Francis8 View Post
                        Pictures from todays press conference

















                        Great, great photos.

                        Really made my day
                        Member #1 of the Luis Suarez fan club

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                          #372
                          Originally posted by dom9 View Post
                          he was living in a hotel in Newcastle too wasn't he?
                          No, he wasn't but that's what his dad, Kevin Nolan, used to say he treated the place like, leaving his dirty clothes all over the house, never washing up, out clubbing until the small hours every morning and then coming back and throwing up over the sofa.
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                          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                            #373
                            Originally posted by Pablo1981 View Post
                            Great performance by him last night though. I thought he was sensational. Good use of the hand to wave to the crowd and he combined it with a smile to great affect whilst he strode nonchalantly around the Anfield turf. What's not to like?
                            Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                              #374
                              Originally posted by nebbers View Post
                              They just stood him nearer the camera.
                              [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25N-4zrk390[/ame]

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                                #375
                                At least he's adding more than his fair share to the squad's hair total. Even with PFK gone, there are still far too many dometops getting on to the pitch.
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                                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                                May the Lord bless this post.

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