Andy Carroll - Best Striker in the World

[Rudo]

Who will score more before the end of the season, Carroll or Suarez?

I'm going to go for Carroll.

[DannyMan2006]

Who will score more before the end of the season, Carroll or Suarez?

I'm going to go for Carroll.

I'll go for Suarez as Carroll is a few weeks away from playing.

[Chrono]

Who will score more before the end of the season, Carroll or Suarez?

I'm going to go for Carroll.

I'm going with Suarez with more goals but Carroll having more of an impact (if that makes sense).

[Fosterbloke]

but Carroll having more of an impact (if that makes sense).

Makes sense to me...

[Chrono]

Juggalos

[McDermotX]

What's happening with Carroll's left hand???
Is he fondling Kenny's neck??

Automatic Geordie mental reaction......use one hand to pull the head down and use other hand to hit with a half-uppercut, half ring-hand knuckler.

[Pablo]

Yep. Personally I think all sides wanted the move to come off, it's just bull**** to protect image.

Definitely. I'm sure he's delighted, but he has to at least keep up the pretence he was forced out.

[Cleo]

Automatic Geordie mental reaction......use one hand to pull the head down and use other hand to hit with a half-uppercut, half ring-hand knuckler.

Oh - that explains why Kenny is using both hands to control Carroll's right

[Fredo]

Just read the Beeb's website, article about Carroll not wanting to leave Newcastle. I bet he never ever got to speak with Kenny, was dispatched menu military to Anfield after being forced to submit a transfer request.

[Fredo]

He won't be available for a few weeks as well.

At the moment he's got a bit of a knock and is probably a few weeks away from playing, but the signing wasn't made to cover a few weeks. He signed for five and a half years and there's a lot of weeks in that time when he'll be fit and playing for us.

[Baracus]

Just read the Beeb's website, article about Carroll not wanting to leave Newcastle. I bet he never ever got to speak with Kenny, was dispatched menu military to Anfield after being forced to submit a transfer request.

He arrived by Helicopter according to SSN. Its not like he was bungled into Anfield strapped to a chair

[banditos]

Oh - that explains why Kenny is using both hands to control Carroll's right

Natural Glaswegian instinct. Often used to pull victim forward into a Glasgow kiss.

[Craig_H]

I actually wouldnt be surprised if Carroll's desire was to stay at Newcastle and establish himself a bit more before making a big move. Wouldnt blame him if he thought this move may have come a bit early, but it's done now and he'll settle.

[Rudo]

SSN saying £30million.

[Rudo]

Harry's so pissed off we got Carroll