Andy Carroll - Best Striker in the World

[kingfunk]

Come back James P.

Without amortising and P&I...zzzz

Just forget he has ever played for us for a brief second. Today is the day we bought Andy Carroll. We payed 35m. Ok so a minute later we are now in the present.
We had a pot with 35m in it, it's now empty, after we sell him to West Ham how much dough is in the pot?

[spud_gun]

25% sell-on clause?!

Oh ffs.

That was my reaction upon reading.

Ineptitude of gargantuan proportions.

Sack Parry!

[Mattshark]

Carroll becoming a success would redeem Kenny's faith in him, as it is Carroll is a massive blot on Kenny's record.

He is not going to be a success with us and the quicker we can get rid and the more we can get the better for the club and the better our chance to replace him with a good player. The club is more important than anyone's record.

[spider-neil]

Infuriating waste of money. As was Downing as was Adam. £65m spent on that trio. £6.5m is probably a more accurate reflection of what we should have paid for all 3

It's possible that at the end of this transfer window the only Kenny signing left will be Henderson.

Adam
Carroll - virtually out the door
Suarez - will he be here come Aguust?
Enrique - I think Bendan wants rid
Henderson - Doubt he'll be sold

[Sarb]

Carroll becoming a success would redeem Kenny's faith in him, as it is Carroll is a massive blot on Kenny's record.

As is Downing over Mata and his refusal to sign Matuidi over Adam, (Matuidi who has been voted the 2nd best player in France)

Shocking signings by him and Comolli. The financial impact of that waste of money is huge

[spider-neil]

Would be better if west ham buy him for 35m and we use that money to replace Carroll with a footballer.

Carroll becoming a success would redeem Kenny's faith in him, as it is Carroll is a massive blot on Kenny's record.

[Sarb]

Infuriating waste of money. As was Downing as was Adam. £65m spent on that trio. £6.5m is probably a more accurate reflection of what we should have paid for all 3

[Mattshark]

Carroll injured for 4 months throwning a spanner in the works for the transfer.
Carroll goes on to have a brilliant season for Liverpool as a super sub.
Liverpool win their first league title for over two decades*




*Carlsberg don't do forum posts but if they did they would be the best posts in the world

Would be better if west ham buy him for 35m and we use that money to replace Carroll with a footballer.

[Shaggy]

The 25% sell on clause is only applicable to profit made according to Tony Barrett.

I know - profit on £35m for him

[Neil Young]

Come back James P.

[kingfunk]

Hahahahahahahahahaha 35m plus a 25% sell on clause Hahahahahahahahahaha **** me pink. The worst transfer in the history of football, absolutely disgusting. I'm not a charcoaled accountant.. but when I was going to school 35 minus 12 was 23 and that is not including his wages and now a 25% sell in clause, is it any ****ing wonder Kenny and Comolli got sacked.

[Captain Stu]

did he not wonder who was eating the chips and drinking the beer?

Fixed it for you, mate.

[ChesterDave]

Bit random but Andy Carroll is living in the same appartment as my friend. My friend only found out yesterday.

Did he not wonder who was eating the bread and drinking the milk?

[saj]

Bit random but Andy Carroll is living in the same appartments as my friend. My friend only found out yesterday.

[Arn]

Which ****ing idiot agreed to that ?

****ing ridiculous.