General Football 23/24

[danperkins]

Reports on German radio that Klopp has agreed to join Real Madrid

Wouldn't be surprised, what manager wouldn't want to go there. World class players, glamour, competing for titles ever year & a blank cheque book.

Pity their a load of ******s. Would hate to see a man with the personality of Klopp go to Madrid but sure they usually get their man. Whether or not it ends up Klopp.. Ancelotti is a banker to get the bullet.

[Bender]

Wouldn't be surprised, what manager wouldn't want to go there. World class players, glamour, competing for titles ever year & a blank cheque book.

Pity their a load of ******s. Would hate to see a man with the personality of Klopp go to Madrid but sure they usually get their man. Whether or not it ends up Klopp.. Ancelotti is a banker to get the bullet.

Klopp could well be looking for another club if he doesn't deliver success asap at the circus of Real Madrid

[danperkins]

Klopp could well be looking for another club if he doesn't deliver success asap at the circus of Real Madrid

Yup Barca will have a settled strike of Neymar/Saurez/Messi... good luck to anyone trying to defend against that.

Although Madrid have missed Modric horribly, he is world class and makes their team tick. No doubts they will splurge on whomever is the best and biggest. One of these days they'll get it right.... law of averages. Their fans are an embarrassment, the slightest falter and you're their worst enemy. I would say my dislike for Madrid is up their with Chelsea & United, used to love them before the whole Galacticos bull**** when Sanchez,Butragueno,Michel, a young Hierro where playing.

[red g]

De Gea has to be worth more than the 4pts they finished behind them this season.

[Shaggy]

David Luiz reveals he is a virgin

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/david-luiz-reveals-he-is-a-virgin-28yearold-former-chelsea-defender-to-remain-abstinent-until-marriage-10261654.html

[Buzzo]

His missus is cute. And due to have one of the fastest and most 'explosive' ever shortly.

I can't imagine why there would be any delay in the ceremony? You'd think Luiz would be keen to get her down the isle rapido.

[lickedlollipop]

police brutality after football match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=122&v=puL2-2kuOng

[Shaggy]

That's upsetting - is that kid the son of the fella getting attacked? If so that is horrendous.

[Tee]

David Luiz reveals he is a virgin

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/f...-10261654.html

[danperkins]

David Luiz reveals he is a virgin

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/f...-10261654.html

the picture is so apt for when he finally does lose it and blows his beans

[Red_Polo]

'blows his beans'

[Tee]

[Vermilion]

the picture is so apt for when he finally does lose it and blows his beans

Reminds me a lot of the game i'm currently playing tbh, Dying Light, lots of faces like that in it.

[danperkins]

Reminds me a lot of the game i'm currently playing tbh, Dying Light, lots of faces like that in it.

[Fosterbloke]

****ing hell no wonder he can't defend. His blue balls must be killing him on the pitch!