He'd probably be brilliant there.
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Yeah for absolutely sod all. He came on with them 3 up and was full of energy. Running about closing people down. The booking was very soft and more to do with the fact he is called Mario balotelli. He looked happy and had some nice touches. All in all a very unlike balotelli 15 minute cameo. If he could do that consistently under klopp I'd bring him back. Offers loads more than Benteke or Origi.Originally posted by shanks69 View PostI see he came on in the Milan derby as a sub and was booked after a couple mins
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I'd happily have Mario back rather than watch that steaming pile of horse **** we have up front try play football. Bago****ti may be lazy as **** but at least he has a pretty good touch and offer a threat from a FK"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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Balotelli is too temperamental and doesn't really offer the stable performances that we need. He was woeful 99% of the games he played for us too. Sell for as much as possible, and focus on bringing in players with a strong mentality and qualities suited to our style next season. No more messing around with, 'if he could....'.
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He hardly played for us because Bodgers had an agenda against him and the committee signings."When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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and because he was also ****eOriginally posted by Harv View PostHe hardly played for us because Bodgers had an agenda against him and the committee signings.
I dont see why people slating Benteke wouldnt apply the same to Balotelli
Benteke is lazy, doesnt close defenders down, doesnt get in the box often enough and doesnt attack the ball often enough and hasnt scored enough goals
Exactly the same applies to Balotelli
The differences are Balotelli has a decent touch and some skills and is a complete ****ing lunatic who can provide some mild amusement
once in awhile
If we got £30m for the pair of them I would be doing cartwheelsBob Paisley - "This club has been my life. I'd go out and sweep the street and be proud to do it for Liverpool if they asked me to."
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Originally posted by Lecter View Postand because he was also ****e
I dont see why people slating Benteke wouldnt apply the same to Balotelli
Benteke is lazy, doesnt close defenders down, doesnt get in the box often enough and doesnt attack the ball often enough and hasnt scored enough goals
Exactly the same applies to Balotelli

Originally posted by Lecter View PostThe differences are Balotelli has a decent touch and some skills and is a complete ****ing lunatic who can provide some mild amusement
once in awhile
also, But Benteke has scored 1 in 2 in this league
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Originally posted by Lecter View Postand because he was also ****e
I dont see why people slating Benteke wouldnt apply the same to Balotelli
Benteke is lazy, doesnt close defenders down, doesnt get in the box often enough and doesnt attack the ball often enough and hasnt scored enough goals
Exactly the same applies to Balotelli
The differences are Balotelli has a decent touch and some skills and is a complete ****ing lunatic who can provide some mild amusement
once in awhile
If we got £30m for the pair of them I would be doing cartwheels
Balotelli was equally frustrating but in a different way, he didn't work any harder, didn't look like he wanted to be there anymore, and more or less every time he got the ball he would shoot from 30 yards - which inevitably went high or wide. Benteke has scored more goals (probably because he has had more game time) but neither suit our style of play and what I would expect from an LFC player, and I would hope that were everyone fit neither would be near the side. Lets hope both are moved on in the summer and we get someone good as a replacement.The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
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who's arsed?
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