Mario Balotelli [On the Road to Ballon d'or)

[Cormack74]

He'd tear it up against all those little chinese blokes.

[baitman]

Yeh, we need the est director of communications

Shaggy

to plant a few seeds of misinformation to get the chinese to start a bidding war.

they will be all over this like pissheads at an all you can eat buffet.

[Rich]

I suspect we'll lose less money on Balo than Benteke

[Rowan]

Shame really but he's totally Munsoned himself. But surely there's someone out there who will love him, tame him and take the gamble that they'll get the mario he could have been. Step up Fat Sam. Your moment has arrived!

[Doc_Piptorious]

I suspect we'll lose less money on Balo than Benteke

Given he cost half of what Benteke cost, it would be difficult not to lose less on him.


Mad that those two cost close to £50m in transfer fees.

[I, Ravel Morrison]

Shanghai SIPG is on the lookout for an internationally known striker after missing out on Tevez.

Haaave they met Balotelli? He's er,he's er, not old?

[Irishnev]

Shanghai SIPG is on the lookout for an internationally known striker after missing out on Tevez.

Haaave they met Balotelli? He's er,he's er, not old?

Big money too:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3449897/Carlos-Tevez-rejects-19-4m-year-deal-join-Chinese-club-Shanghai-SIPG.html

Approx £370k per week

[I, Ravel Morrison]

Double post, strangely enough.

[Vermilion]

A dupe with a quote it in the middle, that's a new one.

[Irishnev]

A dupe with a quote it in the middle, that's a new one.

Synchronization of the highest order.

[BubbaZanetti]

His off field shenanigans would go down a storm in China

[Vermilion]

Synchronization of the highest order.

[baitman]

His off field shenanigans would go down a storm in China

firework capital of the world... can you imagine the sponsorship opportunities

come on Shaggy, have a word to someone...

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No link to said reports but still, I'll allow myself a

[Slinky Skills]

****ing hopeless, useless cunt.

Seen the word "Fraud" bandied about on this forum on many an occasion but this guy is a legitimate, 100% fraudster.

Duped us all and has managed mugged us all off. Every single one of us, quite an achievement even in this age of greedy modern day ruthless mercenary cunts.