Liverpool FC Youth Teams

[Venton]

Spurs have had a couple of chances to break the tedium in last couple of minutes, one a shot outside the box, one after a mistake by Mattie Virtue allowed a one on one with Fulton. Luckily there will be an imminent lift to the excitement levels by the shock news of a double substitution.

[Venton]

Virtue off for Polgar and Will Marsh on for Tony Gomes. This shockwave decision will clearly have an impact on the rest of the game. I can't quite believe it myself but it has happened.

[Venton]

and just to punish me for being a sarcastic **** Marsh gets his head on the end of a looping cross and forces the keeper into a save. Good for you Marshy, make me eat my words.

[Venton]

Richey Partridge on the coaching staff apparently - "a decent winger in his day". I didn't realise his day had gone, thought he was still plying his trade somewhere. Time races by unconcerned with human affairs...

[Venton]

Chance for Hart there in the box but he was on his heels and couldn't react quick enough to take advantage.

[Venton]

Spurs miss a sitter in the box. Cy Goddard on for Spurs who is supposed to be next Japanese Ozzie Ardeles. Hard shoes to fill that.

Dhanda whips a great cross in to Gomes who glances it down towards the far corner and the Spurs keeper, cunt's hair cut and all, dives down to the right and palms it out for a corner. Astonishing save.

[Venton]

We're putting them under a bit of pressure here.

[redmike65]

Its like est1892 flashscore!

[Venton]

I was going out tonight but Mrs Venton celebrated the end of her job last night by having a dubonnet too many. She's demanding pringles and coke in alarming quantities to stave off imminent death in a self-medicating frenzy. It's not put me in the best of moods

[Venton]

Last 10 minutes now. Anything can happen. Ryan Loft comes on for Spurs sporting a Plug haircut from the Bash Street Kids.

[Venton]

Ooh, free kick just outside the box for us. Very central but tasty...

[Venton]

Dhanda makes an absolute hash of it. ****ing useless. Miles over into the stands.

[Venton]

Oh my god, what a save by the Spurs keeper Glover. Ok, it was right at him but rifled in.

Glover a good name for a keeper? I'm sure we've been here before where players have names like their jobs. Billy Forward, Joe Tackler, Chicken Winger... Remember Larry Speaks, Reagan's spokesman?

[The_weatherman]

I was going out tonight but Mrs Venton celebrated the end of her job last night by having a dubonnet too many. She's demanding pringles and coke in alarming quantities to stave off imminent death in a self-medicating frenzy. It's not put me in the best of moods

Hope she recovers :candle:

[Venton]

Hope she recovers :candle:

Cheers mate, she was well enough to text me with a set of demands whilst swearing blind she had a migraine. I bit my lip but this has made the Great Balancing List we have a monthly meeting about.

Christ, Loft trickles one all the way across our goal, a foot away. Not a single Spurs players gets a foot to it luckily. Stoppage time.