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    #3241
    I think Suarez would feel better about playing with Torres rather than Andy Carroll. Can't see it happening though.

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      #3242
      Why can't people just move on. Torres isn't coming back and personally, I wouldn't want him to.

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        #3243
        Snubbed again. Hahahahahaha.

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          #3244
          Originally posted by RoadEnd View Post
          Why can't people just move on. Torres isn't coming back and personally, I wouldn't want him to.
          Because this is a discussion forum and you are on a thread about Torres. It is 99% percent that he won't come back.

          Nobody ever told you to stop fantasising when having a wank now did they?
          Winning an argument on the internet is like winning the special olympics, even if you win you are still a retard!

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            #3245
            Originally posted by Gazmo1 View Post
            Because this is a discussion forum and you are on a thread about Torres. It is 99% percent that he won't come back.

            Nobody ever told you to stop fantasising when having a wank now did they?
            Yeah but fantasising about Torres coming back is a bit like visualising Lisa Riley when you have a wank

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              #3246
              He is surely gone from Chelsea.

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                #3247
                thats it, it's taken almost a year but I now feel sorry for him!

                I mean, **** me talk about throwing a career down the bog, does he get called up for Spain still?
                Last edited by RichC; 17-12-11, 09:37 PM.

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                  #3248
                  Originally posted by Craig_H View Post
                  Yeah but fantasising about Torres coming back is a bit like visualising Lisa Riley when you have a wank
                  People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.

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                    #3249
                    Originally posted by Gazmo1 View Post
                    Because this is a discussion forum and you are on a thread about Torres. It is 99% percent that he won't come back.

                    Nobody ever told you to stop fantasising when having a wank now did they?
                    Not sure what fantasising and wanking have to do with an opinion on Torres but each to their own. Hope you don't go blind.

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                      #3250
                      Originally posted by Craig_H View Post
                      Yeah but fantasising about Torres coming back is a bit like visualising Lisa Riley when you have a wank
                      Damn, is that wrong?
                      Winning an argument on the internet is like winning the special olympics, even if you win you are still a retard!

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                        #3251
                        They should give Torres a couple of pom poms so he can make himself useful while he is on the sideline watching.
                        "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                          #3252
                          “@OptaJoe: 73 - The number of players who have scored more Premier League goals than Fernando Torres since he joined Chelsea. Drought.”


                          “@OptaJoe: 0 - The number of players who scored more goals than Fernando Torres while he was playing for Liverpool. Heyday.”

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                            #3253
                            Originally posted by redwill View Post
                            “@OptaJoe: 73 - The number of players who have scored more Premier League goals than Fernando Torres since he joined Chelsea. Drought.”


                            “@OptaJoe: 0 - The number of players who scored more goals than Fernando Torres while he was playing for Liverpool. Heyday.”
                            That's gotta hurt

                            It shows how far he's fallen.
                            The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                              #3254
                              Torres, you stupid cunt

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                                #3255
                                Originally posted by redwill View Post
                                “@OptaJoe: 73 - The number of players who have scored more Premier League goals than Fernando Torres since he joined Chelsea. Drought.”


                                “@OptaJoe: 0 - The number of players who scored more goals than Fernando Torres while he was playing for Liverpool. Heyday.”
                                What a great stat that is, with the 'Drought' and 'Heyday' Tags added for effect.

                                Does Torres have a Twitter acc ?
                                Last edited by Vermilion; 18-12-11, 01:49 AM.

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