Fernando Torres

[little dave hedgehog]

lee's issues mostly revolve around not being able to iron leather buttless chaps. a shame to be sure.

[Lee]

lee's issues mostly revolve around not being able to iron leather buttless chaps. a shame to be sure.

I iron them but they just melt.

Anyway, back on topic. Can we stick to cunting off Torres please.

[little dave hedgehog]

are you mugging me off?

[Lee]

Maybe geez, maybe.

[Craig_H]

How are your issues Lee? Still growing?

[Lee]

How are your issues Lee? Still growing?

I think I'm close to throwing myself down the stairs now Craig. Issues are too much. It's been a blast. RIP me.

[lickedlollipop]

108 pages of fernando torres. we surely didn't forget.. :O

[wiw]

Look at the size of his arse now It's not a big difference but he's clearly bulked up after his injuries and it's ruined him

[Shaggy]

Picture fail.

I was thinking that the other day though, he's definitely carrying a good few more pounds. The difference between LFC model Torres and the one we see now is unreal.

[wiw]

****e

[Norbs]

It's nailed on that the first game winning goal is going to be against us in the cup final. That'll elevate the hate on here to new levels.

[Tee]

Give it another 6 months and he will score again. The media will then have another "Torres is back!" frenzy.

[Chazza]

[MrsB]

[Chris]

Another meaningless goal for him. He's good at them.