Jordan Henderson

[Doc_Piptorious]

He needs a sombrero to complete the 1960's spaghetti western villain look.




****er looks like a cross between Gian Maria Volonte (circa A Few Dollars More) and Joseph Merrick.

[EwarWoo]

The Good, The bad, and the Chelsea player.

[Woobus]

Looks like a Bo Selecta character to me

[Camble]

That stare down reminds me of the scene from A History of Violence where the two young lads try to cut across the road and nearly smash into those two lunatics, one of the lads flicks the finger at them and looks up and they're both just staring at him and his mate, they don't say anything!

Slightly off topic but do you like that film? My Godfather lent it to me, branding it the best film he's ever watched. It was ****ing ****e.

[Deano]

I am sure hes the one that Hansen said was the roughest forward he faced

Mick Harford has to be up there

[Deano]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1326013/MARTIN-KEOWN-Tough-You-ve-obviously-faced-Mick-Harford-Sportsmails-expert-picks-10-battering-rams.html

[baitman]

can i suggest that a few of these be added to this thread

http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=85529

[tanner]

I don't think Costa or Hendo would've stood much chance against that Wimbledon guy the other week, even if they paired up as a tag team.

[Cormack74]

Costa reminds me of a spitting image puppet.

[Vermilion]

Crazy eyebrows! One stops well short of the end of his eye, the other is full length or more.

Actually, is his whole forehead lopsided ?

Could possibly be the result of getting his head stuck at birth. The skull is very soft at that time, and with a head like that! well, more than likely i reckon.

[Doc_Piptorious]

Looking at his pic again, all he is short now is a cowboy hat and a cowpie.

[Shaggy]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...ring-rams.html

The Billy Whitehurst one

[Norbs]

Peter Crouch was not far off. It's great for English football to have someone like Andy Carroll

Wat?

[Slinky Skills]

Slightly off topic but do you like that film? My Godfather lent it to me, branding it the best film he's ever watched. It was ****ing ****e.

It's not the best film of all time but it's decent aye.

[Shaggy]

Not getting enough love. What a performance again last night. Dreadful miss with his head aside, of course. If he can start notching 8-10 goals a season he's gonna be a top class CM.