Jordon Ibe

[baitman]

Keep up the good work.

passive aggressive ant pisser

[dom9]

passive aggressive ant pisser

More of a fine spray these days.

The plumbing isn't what it used to be.

[Harv]

Better get the ol prostate checked dude.

Speaking of piss, mine has smelt absolutely rank the past few weeks. Like a mix of dog food and vegemite.

[redmike65]

You are what you pee, so change your diet! Dog food isn't even cheap these days!

[BigChief]

Drink only water for a few days, no soft drinks or alcohol. Let it flush your bladder out.

If the water doesn't do the trick see a GP.

[Bender]

[ame]https://twitter.com/DaveOCKOP/status/727600291139469313[/ame]

[redmike65]

Liverpool‘s talented young winger Jordon Ibe is weighing up leaving next season to get more first-team football, but according to Squawka, we’ll only consider loan offers.

The report claims that north London rivals Arsenal and Tottenham have expressed an interest in our England youth international, while Watford are also eyeing the 20-year-old.

Ibe has four years left on a £35,000/week deal, and we wouldn’t consider allowing him to leave cheaply considering his potential to improve and develop into an elite Premier League attacker.

At the start of this season, Ibe was in Liverpool’s first-choice starting XI under Brendan Rodgers, but he lost his spot after some poor performances and has never truly established himself under Klopp. The youngster’s featured 39 times in total, but rarely from the start, with questions raised over his ability to work as hard defensively as he does going forward.

It’s important that Ibe’s career doesn’t plateau, and a loan spell – with a recall clause in case we suffer an injury crisis – might be best for 2016/17.

He shone at Derby at the beginning of last season, and returned to Liverpool in good, confident form. Some of that confidence seems lost at the moment, and a spell with a lower to mid-table Premier League club next term might do him wonders.

It’s crucial that Ibe starts games, and with Lazar Markovic returning from a loan spell and further attacking midfield acquisitions expected, the 20-year-old’s opportunities might be slim.

We’re not sure where Squawka pulled Arsenal and Spurs from, but a move to Watford could be perfect.

[BigChief]

He needs to play to understand how to use his intelligence. The less he plays the more unintelligent he gets. Hope the Watford loan link is true, working under Quiques will be great for him and us.

[RedReet]

Flores is a goner, so who knows who will be in charge next season.

[Harv]

He needs to play to understand how to use his intelligence. The less he plays the more unintelligent he gets. Hope the Watford loan link is true, working under Quiques will be great for him and us.

He's never had any in the first place

[danperkins]

He needs to play to understand how to use his intelligence. The less he plays the more unintelligent he gets. Hope the Watford loan link is true, working under Quiques will be great for him and us.

Should have gone on loan this season, even in Jan. Was having this discussion with a few people back in November who seemed to think it was a daft concept loaning him out.

A young player needs game time and Ibe has been played in fits and starts. He hasn't merited a starting place to be honest but he does seem to have regressed when he's got his chance. He's still very young and is lacking game intelligence and experience, it'll be great for him and LFC to get him out on loan.

If he improves then great for us and take him back a better player, if he doesn't... well then at least his value might have gone up and we'll get a better price if we decide to sell.

[Assassin]

Speaking to club sponsor Subway, Sturridge highlighted Jordan Henderson as the best trainer in Jurgen Klopp‘s squad, while it was a toss up between Philippe Coutinho and Jordon Ibe as the most skilful player.

Sounds like the lad has an in between the ears problem

[Buzzo]

He gets zero love on here, but that was a fine goal he scored on the weekend. Hope he kicks on next season.

[Yozza]

£15m bid from Bournemouth?!

Edit it's from the **** Rag so ignore

[Fosterbloke]

£15m bid from Bournemouth?!

Edit it's from the **** Rag so ignore

I'd piss myself if we get that. 25% sell on clause though..