[haha]What do you call a bunch of strong berries? Geoff Grapes[bonkbook]
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I think Allen is the Gerrard understudy and a role he's better suited to than the deeper role he was aksed to play last year. Not arguing he's been up to it so far but believe he'll come good. If that was our squad we'd be in a strong position with not a lot of outlay.Originally posted by Tee View Post"that is my opinion and that is more important than what anyone else has to say about it" - Mr A.Fergusson, Oct 2011Comment
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70s icon jokes FTW!Originally posted by James P View Post
True story. Geoff Capes came to my primary school to give out AAA 4-star and 5-star awards. I only got a 3-star so didn't get to shake his hand. He'd been touring the country with his haul of medals but his car was burgled the day before in Penge and they were nicked.Last edited by Norbs; 10-07-13, 09:31 PM.Comment
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**** you Xabi you plick.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
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What a sh1thole!Originally posted by Norbs View Post70s icon jokes FTW!
True story. Geoff Capes came to my primary school to give out AAA 4-star and 5-star awards. I only got a 3-star so didn't get to shake his hand. He'd been touring the country with his haul of medals but his car was burgled the day before in Penge and they were nicked.
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Indeed. We lived in Beckenham which was perilously close to Penge. Neil Young (the est poster) comes from Pentecostal. Tru faxOriginally posted by ronanm View PostWhat a sh1thole!Comment
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I was that dog.The Pentecostal Dog
A Baptist preacher and his wife decided they needed a dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be Baptist.
They visited an expensive kennel and explained their needs to the manager, who assured them he had just the dog for them. The dog was produced and the manager said "Fetch the Bible." The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the manager.
The manager then said "Find Psalms 23". The dog, showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed thru the Bible, found the correct passage, and pointed to it with his paw.
Duly impressed the couple purchased the dog. That evening a group of fellow church members came to visit. The preacher and his wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses. The visitors were amazed.
Finally, one man asked "Can he do normal dog tricks too?" "Let's see" said the preacher. Pointing his finger at the dog, he commanded "Heel!"
The dog immediately jumped up on a chair, placed one paw on the preacher's forehead and began to howl.
The preacher turned to his wife and exclaimed "Good grief, we've bought a Pentecostal dog!"
http://sermons.logos.com/submissions...issions/116643
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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On the subject of Penge, I was once standing on the platform at a very cold Penge West station, waiting for a train on a winter's morning to take me to work. As I swayed gently, with a dry throat and a faint pounding in my skull, I vividly remember standing there thinking, "When was the last time I woke up without at least a shred of a hangover?" I couldn't recall.
And I didn't even live anywhere near Penge.
True story..
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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I have been recently relocated to Bromley South. Have to train it through Penge and Beckenham. Too many dogs.
One tit for another.
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****ing autocorrect. Pentecostal
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Things are on topic in a thread as per usual!Comment
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i share your Frustration Joe AfghanOriginally posted by Norbs View Post****ing autocorrect. Pentecostal
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Wasted post. When will you realise all roads lead to the insane ramblers home.Originally posted by poorscousertommy View PostThose that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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Aww, stop being miserable.
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