Steven Gerrard

[Alex]

**** me. He's boring as hell in every interview I have seen him in.

[Shaggy]

He was a pundit on ITV for one of our games this season and he was surprisingly pretty good.

[Paddy]

He was a pundit on ITV for one of our games this season and he was surprisingly pretty good.

When he had a go at Balotelli.

[Shaggy]

When he had a go at Balotelli.

Oh yeah. Forgot about that. That was a bit unnecessary.

[Paddy]

Oh yeah. Forgot about that. That was a bit unnecessary.

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9tiHCm3J1k"]Steven Gerrard - Balotelli Showed "Disrespect" [20.02.2015] - YouTube[/ame]

[Robbie-9-Fowler]

Lineker is good
Gerrard looked alright
Hoddle I don't mind

Owen
Ferdinand

:****onastick:

[Daniel 7]

Hoddle is an idiot, he talks like Eastenders. Owen isn't anywhere near as bad as he's made out to be.

[Shaggy]

Hoddle is one of the worst, for me Clive. He has no idea what words are coming out of his mouth, he mangles words and sentences all the time and talks total gibberish

Remember in the World Cup when he repeatedly called Algeria 'Al Jazeera'?

He's one of the worst for praising people for being "a real football man".

Likewise "your Suarez's and Aguero's of this world".

[Fosterbloke]

Hoddle is one of the worst, for me Clive. He has no idea what words are coming out of his mouth, he mangles words and sentences all the time and talks total gibberish

Remember in the World Cup when he repeatedly called Algeria 'Al Jazeera'?

He's one of the worst for praising people for being "a real football man".

Likewise "your Suarez's and Aguero's of this world".

They should get Hoddle and Merson on for Match of the Day.

[Fosterbloke]

On another note, I hope Ferdinand is doing alright.

[Buzzo]

American actor Chris Pratt has told former Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard to look him up when he gets to LA Galaxy and not to forget the sun block. He said: "Once you get there you're going to see a ball of fire in the sky. Do not be alarmed. It's called the sun."

[Fosterbloke]

He'd like nothing more that to see the S*n go up in a ball of flame!

[McDermotX]

An Irish Fan's Attempt To Get A Picture With Steven Gerrard Went Horrifically Wrong

Cork man Peter O'Leary is a life-long Liverpool fan, renowned for his unwavering - and according to those close to him, occasionally bordering on delusional - loyalty towards the Merseyside men.

We'll have to take their word for it.

Peter's holiday to Portugal took a 'one-for-the-grandchildren'-worthy twist on Wednesday night, when he and his friends bumped into some rather familiar faces and caused an unsavoury scene.



Absolute tales.

To be fair to Stevie G (we'll say it before someone else does), he has never looked overly comfortable on a wet surface...

Peter's dream picture with his childhood (and let's face it, adulthood) icon was to slip away, and while the schoolyard bully-like taunts about not being able to 'hold his drink' will carry on for decades yet, he did clink glasses with some legitimate Liverpool legends.

The guy is usually so cool he even managed to make Gary McAllister and Jamie Carragher look like a pair of unidentified fans.



Are those matching watches?



Cheers to Peter for being a good sport about such a delicate and soul-destroying incident.

Next year is your year, buddy.

[RedRum]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCzkGKxx9Cc"]Steven Gerrard vs AC Milan - YouTube[/ame]

The best part of this performance is all that defensive work he did at the end, time and time again he was timing his tackles to perfection and would never give up on any ball. He was really mobile back then. Best midfielder in the world at that time.

[Daniel 7]

An Irish Fan's Attempt To Get A Picture With Steven Gerrard Went Horrifically Wrong

What the absolute **** is this story? A lad tries to get a selfie, drops a drink and is "soul destroyed" and its classed as "horrific"?

This story is everything that is wrong with the ****ing world. Is it a whoosh?