Luis Suarez - Non LFC

[Fredo]

Just watched Mostar's video showing all his goals.

[RichC]

Don't do it to yourself Nige, too depressing

[Fredo]

How can we replace that?

[Shaggy]

He's changed his Twitter bio

https://twitter.com/luis16suarez

[Fredo]

How can we embed those vine videos?

[G]

I know he's scored loads or corkers but I think that's my favourite Luis moment. ****ing unbelievable tekkers

[mick the click]

He's making it very hard to do the whole piss off vole cut act, the vole cunt

Yeah. His earlier words seemed like the usual platitudes from a departing footballer. Maybe we did capture his heart a little.

Probably. Possibly he doesn't want to be hated by scousers.

Impossible to dislike him, the way he's left is the polar opposite of Torres - he worked his arse off for us last season and you could tell how much he wanted to win the title with us.

Classy goodbye from the crazy *******, I hate the fact we'll not see him in our shirt again

I've tried hard to dislike him, but you are right.

I have to get my son to rename one of the fish now.

I can't have a little Suarez swimming around the tank, biting other fish.

Reading his letter again and I got some dust or something in my eye!

Aye. Our tooth fairy has gone, left £75 million under the pillow, and we are LFC.

He's not.

[Shaggy]

I know he's scored loads or corkers but I think that's my favourite Luis moment. ****ing unbelievable tekkers

I think I screamed, properly screamed like a girl. "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!"

That sort of thing.

An amazing buzz, especially at the time it came, during that utter mayhem.

[brightred]

****, I'm blubbering like a 5 year old girl who has just been told the tooth fairy has been sold to a prostitute ring in Barcelona.

[Kenneth]

His branded letter head

[dom9]

Soulwax - Any Minute Now

[Shaggy]

Soulwax - Any Minute Now

LOL dsfds

[Fredo]

Soulwax - Any Minute Now

What's happening to you, man?

[G]

I think I screamed, properly screamed like a girl. "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!"

That sort of thing.

An amazing buzz, especially at the time it came, during that utter mayhem.

It was unreal, I was in paradise those first 30 minutes that day. Hope we haven't seen the last of them!

[Shaggy]