Luis Suarez - Non LFC

[Shaggy]

[RichC]

That was some amazing skill against the Mancs

[RichC]

Laura #Garracharrua @LBCeleste 4m
My source tells me that he thinks FIFA ban was politically inspired & under pressure from England & Brazil. If this is true #Scandal

[ChesterDave]

99.99999% likely she is chatting ****

[spud_gun]

99.99999% likely she is chatting ****

100% she is chatting ****

[kingfunk]

Who dafuq is she?

[ChesterDave]

Somebody who probably doesn't have an actual job, or has a boss that doesn't care she is not doing any work.

She has tweeted 43,300 times. Or approximately 56 times an hour every hour since she joined twitter in 2011

[kingfunk]

That's nearly as much as Shaggy

[ChesterDave]

It might not be after I do my sums correctly

I divided the tweets by months and then hours. Forgot to do the days step. She's off the hook! Still, no idea who she is. Twitter sources are usually people that just spout garbage line after garbage line in an e-penis-stroking follower-boosting self indugent turdathon

[kingfunk]

[Chris]

I feel so sad. Can't help thinking forward to next season and no Suarez tormenting other teams. We have never had a player who could do what he can.

Bye Luis.

Same here, it's proper **** but the way it is I guess, Benfica and Southampton fans feel the same with us taking Markovic and Lallana, we'll have other amazing players, maybe some even better in the coming years and decades but no one will ever be like him not even taking in to account the bites! The will to win and destroy opponents was mental, he'd have a tantrum if we were 5 up in stoppage time and just keeping the ball as he'd want more!

Hopefully him and Messi dont get on and we can re-sign him next summer.

[RedAndWhite]

Hopefully him and Messi dont get on and we can re-sign him next summer.

Nah - he has had his chance, now Messi on the other hand

[TheElephantMan]

Sad to see him go. I don't think he'll be idolised like he was here. I predict frustration and bitey behaviour in the near future.

[topscorer]

Bye Suarez and thanks for everything.

It was a great time we had together, good for you and good for me. It was a roller coaster ride but a great one and well worth it.

Deep down I think we both knew this was just a fling and was never going to be the real thing but we made the most of it and your Latino temperament certainly made it lively!

It's always hard, the breakup, but once I get over it I'll only have fond memories unlike that tart Torres that I loved before you.

So good luck, I think you will know what's happened to ALL strikers that have jilted me, so you WILL need a lot of luck to have it as good as you've had it here. But never mind, theirs always a first time.

Enjoy the calamari

[dom9]

Sufjan Stevens - Illinois

Accompanied by some chilli and lime sweet potato crisps