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    Originally posted by kingfunk View Post
    IMO there has been an increase in quality when he is in the front three. #sorrynotsorry


    Runs with the ball so smoothly.
    Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde

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      Originally posted by kingfunk View Post
      IMO there has been an increase in quality when he is in the front three. #sorrynotsorry
      I think that the opposition has had time to adapt to the Salah, Mané, Firminho triangle. Premiership teams, and defences in particular, are well drilled these days, and the enemy plans well in advance for how they're going to try to nullify that threat - sometime it works, more often it doesn't.

      And then Jota comes along with his butter-knife runs and two-footed fantasticness. He must be causing massive chaos in their ranks.

      He's definitely caught them all on the hop - he's a completely unknown quantity and it's showing at the moment. What an embarrassment of riches upfront.
      Experimental music, Metropolitan foodstuffs, Mexican wrestler art, London suburbia, wry whimsy, fansy pants flim flam lad

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        Originally posted by RedReet View Post
        He is absolutely amazing.

        Where does he get his upper body strength from? I know Salah is slight but very strong on the ball, but he looks pure muscle. Jota looks like he has the body of an eight year old girl.
        Which looks pretty much the same as the body of an eight year old boy
        Was muß, das muß.

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          Originally posted by foresterbloke View Post
          Which looks pretty much the same as the body of an eight year old boy
          Why are you trying to bring this down to a level the poster wasn't intending to go down? Redreet has been on here years, he's sound, you know he is and you play this card? Its a cunts trick imo.
          Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde

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            Originally posted by BobTheCharmer View Post
            Why are you trying to bring this down to a level the poster wasn't intending to go down? Redreet has been on here years, he's sound, you know he is and you play this card? Its a cunts trick imo.

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              Originally posted by BobTheCharmer View Post
              Why are you trying to bring this down to a level the poster wasn't intending to go down? Redreet has been on here years, he's sound, you know he is and you play this card? Its a cunts trick imo.
              Surely Jota has the body of a 23 year old professional footballer

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                Originally posted by frank the tank View Post
                Surely Jota has the body of a 23 year old professional footballer
                Wish I had the body of a 23 year old footballer, instead of a 40 year old dad bod

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                  Yeah, but to be fair, a 40yr old dad bod is probably the same as what was a 23yr old Razor Ruddock, so technically, you do have one!

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                    Originally posted by BobTheCharmer View Post
                    Why are you trying to bring this down to a level the poster wasn't intending to go down? Redreet has been on here years, he's sound, you know he is and you play this card? Its a cunts trick imo.
                    Or a cock's trick?
                    Was muß, das muß.

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                      Body doesn't matter when you have the Suarez like tenacity.
                      Akloppalypse Now !

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                        Originally posted by Scratch View Post
                        Yeah, but to be fair, a 40yr old dad bod is probably the same as what was a 23yr old Razor Ruddock, so technically, you do have one!
                        What the difference between a dad bod, and non dad bod?

                        Bluer balls?
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                          Originally posted by Charly View Post
                          What the difference between a dad bod, and non dad bod?

                          Bluer balls?
                          Middle-aged spread?
                          Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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                            Playing Wolves tonight, I wonder if he’d celebrate if he scores against them?
                            Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.

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                              [ame="https://twitter.com/_pauljoyce/status/1337687465549832192"]https://twitter.com/_pauljoyce/status/1337687465549832192[/ame]

                              With him being injured only Gini, Robbo and Bobby from the first team squad not injured this season

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                                Originally posted by Irishnev View Post
                                https://twitter.com/_pauljoyce/statu...87465549832192

                                With him being injured only Gini, Robbo and Bobby from the first team squad not injured this season
                                Joke that any first team players were playing in that dead rubber.

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