Diogo Jota

[BobTheCharmer]

IMO there has been an increase in quality when he is in the front three. #sorrynotsorry

Runs with the ball so smoothly.

[Venton]

IMO there has been an increase in quality when he is in the front three. #sorrynotsorry

I think that the opposition has had time to adapt to the Salah, Mané, Firminho triangle. Premiership teams, and defences in particular, are well drilled these days, and the enemy plans well in advance for how they're going to try to nullify that threat - sometime it works, more often it doesn't.

And then Jota comes along with his butter-knife runs and two-footed fantasticness. He must be causing massive chaos in their ranks.

He's definitely caught them all on the hop - he's a completely unknown quantity and it's showing at the moment. What an embarrassment of riches upfront.

[Fosterbloke]

He is absolutely amazing.

Where does he get his upper body strength from? I know Salah is slight but very strong on the ball, but he looks pure muscle. Jota looks like he has the body of an eight year old girl.

Which looks pretty much the same as the body of an eight year old boy

[BobTheCharmer]

Which looks pretty much the same as the body of an eight year old boy

Why are you trying to bring this down to a level the poster wasn't intending to go down? Redreet has been on here years, he's sound, you know he is and you play this card? Its a cunts trick imo.

[Sus]

Why are you trying to bring this down to a level the poster wasn't intending to go down? Redreet has been on here years, he's sound, you know he is and you play this card? Its a cunts trick imo.

[frank the tank]

Why are you trying to bring this down to a level the poster wasn't intending to go down? Redreet has been on here years, he's sound, you know he is and you play this card? Its a cunts trick imo.

Surely Jota has the body of a 23 year old professional footballer

[Sus]

Surely Jota has the body of a 23 year old professional footballer

Wish I had the body of a 23 year old footballer, instead of a 40 year old dad bod

[Scratch]

Yeah, but to be fair, a 40yr old dad bod is probably the same as what was a 23yr old Razor Ruddock, so technically, you do have one!

[Fosterbloke]

Why are you trying to bring this down to a level the poster wasn't intending to go down? Redreet has been on here years, he's sound, you know he is and you play this card? Its a cunts trick imo.

Or a cock's trick?

[dizzycat]

Body doesn't matter when you have the Suarez like tenacity.

[Charly]

Yeah, but to be fair, a 40yr old dad bod is probably the same as what was a 23yr old Razor Ruddock, so technically, you do have one!

What the difference between a dad bod, and non dad bod?

Bluer balls?

[Angryred]

What the difference between a dad bod, and non dad bod?

Bluer balls?

Middle-aged spread?

[SB]

Playing Wolves tonight, I wonder if he’d celebrate if he scores against them?

[Irishnev]

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With him being injured only Gini, Robbo and Bobby from the first team squad not injured this season

[Rafa Justice]

https://twitter.com/_pauljoyce/statu...87465549832192

With him being injured only Gini, Robbo and Bobby from the first team squad not injured this season

Joke that any first team players were playing in that dead rubber.