Caoimhín Kelleher

[Doc_Piptorious]

Shouldn't have taken five years and counting to grow a ****ing beard then.

We need keepers that can go from clean shaven to Brock's beard in about five days.

Am very suspicious of men that cannot grow thick facial hair in an orderly fashion. Even more so if they can only grow a ginger whisp like that of Caoimhin.

[Sus]

Shouldn't have taken five years and counting to grow a ****ing beard then.

We need keepers that can go from clean shaven to Brock's beard in about five days.

Am very suspicious of men that cannot grow thick facial hair in an orderly fashion. Even more so if they can only grow a ginger whisp like that of Caoimhin.

man these threads take a turn

[Le Chef]

Can see him going to Newcastle to replace Pope in the summer, Spurs is a decent shout also - Can see bids of £35m + to get him

[Le Chef]

And from a FPP perspective its £35m immediate gain

[Doc_Piptorious]

man these threads take a turn

Alisson Becker two minutes into a game.









Alisson Becker midway through the second half of the same game.















Now Caoimhin Kelleher after five years of attempted beard growth






and we will not even mention too much about how he looked like a member of Hanson when he was younger. Go google if you do not believe me.



Then we get to our new boy

Starts a game






Someone from the touchline shouts "Liverpool are interested in you" about 20 minutes into the game and he just grows a beard on the spot through sheer will power.









Only people that are reading this and not nodding along are the beardless eunuchs of the site.


Anyone agreeing is obviously a fantastic man/woman capable of growing a magnificent beard or moustache within a reasonble period of time.

[Exiled_red]

Can see him going to Newcastle to replace Pope in the summer, Spurs is a decent shout also - Can see bids of £35m + to get him

Come the summer he'll only have a year left on his contract.And supposedly last summer we were getting offers of £7-10m. We aren't getting £35m for him in those circumstances no matter how good we think he is. My guess would be we would get something in the teens of £m's upfront with some decent add ons

[Doc_Piptorious]

Come the summer he'll only have a year left on his contract.And supposedly in the summer we were getting offers of £7-10m. We aren't getting £35m for him in those circumstances no matter how good we think he is. My guess would be we would get something in the teens of £m's upfront with some decent add ons

Depends on who wants him and how much of a need they are to get a keeper in.

[Le Chef]

Come the summer he'll only have a year left on his contract.And supposedly last summer we were getting offers of £7-10m. We aren't getting £35m for him in those circumstances no matter how good we think he is. My guess would be we would get something in the teens of £m's upfront with some decent add ons

Only Celtic came in - Look at James Trafford - £20m+ at Burnley, I'd be shocked at teens

[baitman]

He's playing brilliantly. Stepped up and showing he could be easily be our number 1.
I wonder if we went for Giorgi Mamardashvili because we felt Alisson wasn't reliable, injury wise.
Now a strange position...
Will ali move on. Will giorgi be the automatic number 1. Kellerher won't settle for number 2 now.
If ali goes, and georgi gets the shirt then we need a new number 2. Are our resi keeper/s any good.

[Tatterdemalion]

Seems like we're pretty blessed on the keeper front. For my money, Kelleher deserves a throw. I love Ali, but you have to be fit to be no.1

[SB]

He's playing brilliantly. Stepped up and showing he could be easily be our number 1.
I wonder if we went for Giorgi Mamardashvili because we felt Alisson wasn't reliable, injury wise.
Now a strange position...
Will ali move on. Will giorgi be the automatic number 1. Kellerher won't settle for number 2 now.
If ali goes, and georgi gets the shirt then we need a new number 2. Are our resi keeper/s any good.

Jaros could step up in the next few years but I’d like to see him loaned out for a season to get a better look at him.

[Scratch]

I think tho, during his interview with TNT, Slot dropped in a slight shade a Kweeve tho, implied that Ali is still the number 1, so when he's fully fit again, I think he's back in the starting 11.

[Tatterdemalion]

I think tho, during his interview with TNT, Slot dropped in a slight shade a Kweeve tho, implied that Ali is still the number 1, so when he's fully fit again, I think he's back in the starting 11.

You don't displace a keeper of Ali's quality overnight, tho' so no doubt.

[baitman]

I think tho, during his interview with TNT, Slot dropped in a slight shade a Kweeve tho, implied that Ali is still the number 1, so when he's fully fit again, I think he's back in the starting 11.

I saw that too, but if Keller is playing 100% it's hard to justify.

[Charly]

Maybe he is leaving regardless. I think a deal may already be done