Boxing

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Commentator just compared Jr to Roy Jones Jr

And Wiliams is down again.

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Just noticed how skinny Jr's legs are and now that is distracting me.

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Williams in trouble and saved by the bell.

Was about to make a comment about how I hope Jr keeps his left down that low all fght and then Williams walks onto a jab and went down. A bloody jab put Williams down.

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William ran onto a punch and down

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Come on Dragon man. Stop tippy tapping. He doesn't have his dad's chin. Spark the bin bag wearing gimp.

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12 rounds?

What belt is this for?

One from TK Maxx

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12 rounds?

What belt is this for?

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**** me, the Santa suit is actually a red bin bag with furry collars. As big budget as the rest of the show.


This is going to be the greatest fight EVER

Hagler Hearns is going to be NOTHING compared to this.

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Here comes the Welsh Dragon expert.


David Attenborough can do one.


Did he really just say "this is his world title fight even though there are no world titles on the line"


Winning without winning. Moyes has to come out after that

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VT with Liam Williams talking about dragons being played to the crowd now.

Dragons apparantly get bigger and bigger along with breathing fire

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They'd be better getting a guy dressed up as a Dragon to stick a leek up his arse than this Delilah ****e.

**** me.

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A Tom Jones impersonator out singing now.


You really can tell the calibre of the fighters by who they get to sing before the fight

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Oh jesus now we have Brook and Khan talking shyte at each other.

Talking about smashing the other up and as if either is anything other than a punchy washed up dope.


This is like watching two five year olds with english as a distant third language trying to trash talk in english.




And back to Froch trying to talk to humans.

Froch says "I cannot pick a winner at all.....but if I have to pick a winner it is Khan"

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Yeah I am waiting to watch the Dickdrip jr fight.

Raining is pelting down outside and the wind is bending the trees. Was going to have a wee dram (or three) and watch the rain hit the wondows whilts listening to good music, then discovered I had drank the last of what I wanted to drink tonight and never bought a new bottle.

So time for Sugar Ray Dickdrip jr to once again show us all why he is the greatest boxer to have ever put on gloves and why the rest of us are just too damn stupid to realise that.


And what the **** is he wearing? Looks like a santa suit that somone nicked sleeves off of.

Haha these two girls are having a pretty frank exchange of opinions at ringside.


Oh great Carl Froch is at ringside. Wonder if he ever fought at Wembly. Man looks so awkward having to interact with humans.

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We let Shaggy in here don't we? So not that serious a thread






Sorry Shaggy







Not sorry




Now **** off back to the egg ball thread