Bet you're gasping for one of these moosh. 
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Bar steward!!!! I might have one or two tomorrow evening
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I said nothing.
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One or two as out with the mrs on Saturday during the dayComment
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Always starts with one or two though, that's the problem.
I was talking to two old boys tonight who have both recently (three months ago) had hip replacements. Quite ****ing remarkable because they're walking absolutely fine.
They went into the gory details about the operations and the exercises too.
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Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhh although I do have a mate with a hip replacement joint fished from the ashes in a crematorium, he collects weird things!!Comment
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WTF?!?! 
He doesn't happen to piss himself on trains too does he?
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Nope believe it or not another one, has a boa constrictor at present but has had several tarantulas, bird eater spiders, a red baboon spider (horrible thing) oh and a pet scorpion. Lives in Reading, top, top bloke if slightly insaneComment
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Jesus Christ.
He sounds, erm, interesting.
How on earth does he actually get the hips? How does he get access to the ashes? Or is it best left unsaid?
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Know someone that worked at a crem, utterly disgustingComment
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Originally posted by Lee View Post I've never seen that before.
The ball went out of play higher up the pitch (not including the angle as well) than it was when he kicked it.
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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I've dropped a mere 2kg since 1st January.
But it's totally sustainable.
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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Originally posted by Neil Young View Post I've never seen that before.
The ball went out of play higher up the pitch (not including the angle as well) than it was when he kicked it.
Honestly no idea how on earth he managed that. What was he actually trying to do?!
It would appear that you've put in plenty of work.Originally posted by Neil Young View PostI've dropped a mere 2kg since 1st January.
But it's totally sustainable.
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Do more, consume less.
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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Less sausage rolls anyway.Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
Do more, consume less.
Tapas night tonight Neil.
I want a bicycle but I'm too scared to go on the roads.
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