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    Haha this thread has been made redundant for me after discovering the charms of sickipedia :P
    "These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco Pernia

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      Did you get the free Jade Goody calender that came in the papers?

      I think mine is faulty it only goes up to March.

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      YNWA

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        Overstepped the line I'm afraid.
        Last edited by Reece; 03-03-09, 10:46 AM.
        Cheers

        Subby

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          Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

          Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.


          Cheers

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            That is ****in brilliant
            "Through me the way into the suffering city,
            Through me the way to the eternal pain,
            Through me the way that runs among the lost.
            Justice urged on my high artificer;
            My maker was divine authority,
            The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
            Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
            And I endure eternally.
            Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


            And like that… he's gone

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              It's ironic that Jade Goody looks like an egg- she'll be in a box this Easter.

              JURGEN KLOPP - LIVERPOOL MANAGER

              YNWA

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                Iv decided to remove that joke in guilt, its just not right.
                Last edited by kingfunk; 02-03-09, 04:52 PM.

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                  come on King...it's the law to post bad ones on here....or PM them to me
                  Cheers

                  Subby

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                    jade goody has confided to close friends that she hopes the hair loss she is suffering doesnt affect her looks




                    well, at least she hasnt lost her sense o humour

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                      Originally posted by Subby View Post
                      RACIST ****
                      They cross the line, even for this thread.

                      There's a difference between, on the one hand, bad taste jokes and, on the other, peddling racist stereotypes and using racist language (starred out or not).
                      .
                      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                      May the Lord bless this post.

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                        Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                        They cross the line, even for this thread.

                        There's a difference between, on the one hand, bad taste jokes and, on the other, peddling racist stereotypes and using racist language (starred out or not).
                        i would of thought thats for grown ups to think about tbh

                        its ok to tell jokes about cancer and people shaggin kids but not about "pakis" - and such terms

                        forgive me for seeing that as bollocks

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                          Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                          They cross the line, even for this thread.

                          There's a difference between, on the one hand, bad taste jokes and, on the other, peddling racist stereotypes and using racist language (starred out or not).
                          Agreed Neil. I find plenty of jokes on this thread distasteful to say the least, but the thread has been allowed to continue under the premise that people know what it's likely to contain and can make their own minds up. But when it comes to blatantly racist jokes, they will not be tolerated on here full stop. Say to your friends and colleague for all I care (although I suggest you would pick carefully who you repeated them to), but not on a public forum, which will contain people of many different backgrounds.


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                            Originally posted by Reggie View Post
                            Agreed Neil. I find plenty of jokes on this thread distasteful to say the least, but the thread has been allowed to continue under the premise that people know what it's likely to contain and can make their own minds up. But when it comes to blatantly racist jokes, they will not be tolerated on here full stop. Say to your friends and colleague for all I care (although I suggest you would pick carefully who you repeated them to), but not on a public forum, which will contain people of many different backgrounds.


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                              Originally posted by elvoz View Post
                              If you want to read/post racist jokes, find a BNP forum ffs.

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                                Originally posted by Reggie View Post
                                If you want to read/post racist jokes, find a BNP forum ffs.
                                i dont want to spam this thread but that is bollocks
                                if you cant see it i pity you reg

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